downpunxx,
downpunxx avatar

you pick somewhere nice for a first date, if you don't know of or can't afford anywhere nice, well, that says about as much about you as most women are willing to find out, coming in blind. there are exceptions, of course, some women don't care if you can't afford someplace nice, though they are few and far between. have a better, more personal plan than some chain restaurant for a first date.

Neato,
Neato avatar

If you go somewhere fancy for a first date, you are saying you are trying to impress with money. Shallow and simple.

You should go somewhere simple, cheap, and easily escapable for a first date. Coffee shop, bar, quick service food. This way if either turns out to be a creep, the other person can leave without much loss of time or money. Low investment for a first date.

massive_bereavement,
massive_bereavement avatar

I think this depends if it's a long term crush or someone you knew for a while or it's just a kind-of blind date.

I do agree though I hated first dates on a restaurant because of the implication.

HubertManne,
HubertManne avatar

the real factor is what coupons you have at the moment.

massive_bereavement,
massive_bereavement avatar

The middle of a venn diagram between LPT and frugal.

Chariotwheel,

Common dumbster behind a car park W

NewAcctWhoDis,

I’m too lazy to find the original, but this is ripped from a tweet where some guy just asked his female friends and listed 30 something answers.

Dangdoggo,
Dangdoggo avatar

Honestly agree but I am a chef myself and typically cook for my first dates... Guys if I can give you one piece of advice, practice one great dish once a week for a month until you get it perfect. Cook that dish for dates. It always impresses.

downpunxx,
downpunxx avatar

most women, coming in blind, will not accept a date with a man someplace that's not public and well attended, especially not someone's home, for a first date

Neato,
Neato avatar

You invite people to your place on a first date?

massive_bereavement,
massive_bereavement avatar

And he still has one of his kidneys.

thefartographer,

Obviously they didn’t survey the women in the southeast. Alabama loves first dates at Olive Garden.

Cuz when you’re here, you’re family.

invalidusernamelol,

I always thought Olive Garden was the breakup restaurant.

SunriseParabellum,

I actually think Chilis is okay shrug-outta-hecks

plinky,
@plinky@hexbear.net avatar

mcdonalds stay winning smh

ratboy,
@ratboy@hexbear.net avatar

I have a lot of nostalgia for Chili’s actually. I would be sevtretly stoked. I need a friggin frozen marg over here!

FourteenEyes,
@FourteenEyes@hexbear.net avatar

Dorsia is the obvious choice bateman-ontological

pudcollar,

My lover has told me that if I take her to Olive Garden, she’ll know it’s over between us.

JuryNullification,

But those are the best restaurants in America

Dirt_Owl,

Lmao Cheesecake Factory lmayo

Cheesecake factory cakes are so bad. They don’t even taste like real cheesecake, they just taste like watery corn syrup. This is a common thing with American food it seems. Watered down but also somehow too sweet.

D3FNC,

I swear to God being straight is the real white man’s burden

Confound4082,

My wife informed me that Olive Garden was not actually a fancy restaurant… this was a shock to me…

InevitableSwing,
@InevitableSwing@hexbear.net avatar

having a bad date at olive garden is a skill issue

Nitter

Dangdoggo,
Dangdoggo avatar

This is the funniest thing I've read all day

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