Empricorn,

That can’t be legal. Right?

dustyData,

It reminds of the fact that access to Uber’s help and tech support page is walled by having an Uber account. So, if you have any problem making or login into an Uber account the error message directs you to a page that demands you log in to see it.

Hopefully they added a webform that asks for a email to follow up on support. But no one watches that and it takes week for them to actually reach out to try and help you with your problem.

kogasa,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

At some level, the goal of customer service is to prevent customers from bothering your employees. A sufficiently confusing first level of customer service is just as good as one that actually attempts to help you because it convinces you to give up

Express_pickle,

“I’ll make you a deal you can’t refuse”

Anticorp,

Are you really going to read 600 pages of legalese anyways? It should be mandatory for companies to summarize their privacy policy in like 300 words of plain English (or native language) or less. If their policy is too complex to be summarized to meet the requirements then the CEO should be tarred and feathered on live TV.

Beryl,

That’s what terms of service, didn’t read is for. They summarize and grade the ToS of all kinds of services for you(spoiler : it’s all terrible). There’s also an extension for your favorite browser.

andyspam,

Well… I’m sure their point was, that services such as that shouldn’t at all be needed to understand what you’re agreeing to. But thank you for sharing!

Pavidus,

To answer your question, no, I had no intention of reading the whole thing. I just wanted to see some of the ridiculous things that make it in there these days.

Also, I completely agree with you.

hperrin,

I’ll make you a deal. Do you accept?

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Pyro,

I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.

goldteeth,

This deal is getting worse all the time!

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