afraid_of_zombies,

I wonder if this vision was inspired by all of Paul’s ramblings about heavenly body vs earthly body.

tsonfeir,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

Could it be… Satan?

HaywardT,

Looking forward to The Illustrated Bible by Dali.

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

I don’t need Dali, but I would like to see a Bible illustrated by someone who illustrates the ugly parts rather than the poetic ones. Like, Job suffering while God and Satan are obviously gambling overhead; the (now common) biblically accurate angels; revelations with biblically accurate Jesus; Satan as he’s described (the most beautiful Angel), Lot & his daughters having a good time; Sodom & Gomorrah, but showing not only ugly sinners being burned alive, but also children, pregnant women, babies, and holy men. It’d be interesting to see a version illustrating all the ugly shit.

Holzkohlen,

New fursona just dropped

OldWoodFrame,

Some say Jesus is a lamb, I think Jesus is the GOAT

OldWoodFrame,

Biblically accurate Jesus

Illecors,

Do the eyes and horns have to be symmetrical?

TronnaRaps,

I don’t understand tho, don’t they use the same animal to depict Satan, or something?

mac,
@mac@infosec.pub avatar

A goat for Satan, probably helps to show they are both similar and capable of the same things but Jesus chose the good path.

dai,

Ahh yes, history is always written by the winner.

uriel238,
@uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Satan was goated as a callback to Pan, one of the chthonic Hellenic gods (not to be confused with the Cthonian Hellenic gods. Ia! 🐙🌊🌠).

Late stage Jesus was Apollonian rather than Dionysian so Satan, now a proper antagonist, inherited all the chthonic stuff.

It’s also why (Paulonian) Jesus is about asceticism where Satan is about indulgence.

afraid_of_zombies,

Least. Creative religion. Ever.

Zozano, (edited )

The metaphors are also hilarious. Jesus is “the lamb”, but he also guides his own flock as a shepherd.

Sheep have a habit of mindlessly following the group (lol).

But… You know what the shepherd does, with the sheep, right? He’s not taking care of his flock because they’re pets.

If you have spent any time with goats you’ll know they’re much cooler than sheep. Goats are so much fun.

paholg, (edited )

TL;DR: God wants to eat us.

Nudding,

Saturndevouringhisson.jpg

c0ber,

and or make clothing out of our hair

uriel238,
@uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

If so they shoud have goat powers like being able to eat anything, and to walk up nearly-sheer inclines.

Colour_me_triggered,

Not my most challenging wank.

KISSmyOS,

I want whatever the author of revelations had, but maybe half as much.

Diplomjodler,

This dude must have had the best shrooms ever. But it just goes to show that you should never overdo it.

Naz,

It was frankincense and closed windows. Maybe some of the incense had hallucinogenic mushrooms or fungi sprouted on it, who’s to say?

Magic mushrooms and scripture? Definitely not. ;)

afraid_of_zombies,

Again with John Allegro? Haha.

LapGoat,
@LapGoat@pawb.social avatar

im down to worship Jesus’s fursona if He is down to do butt stuff with me.

Olhonestjim,

But how many dongs?

afraid_of_zombies,

Same as angels that can dance on the head of a pin, as many as are needed.

tuxtey,

At least you know you will be forgiven either way

frefi,
@frefi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

this makes jesus 1000x cooler

quinkin,

Ergotamine poisoning is a hell of a drug.

mwproductions,

I had never heard of ergotamine before today, and now I’ve seen it mentioned twice.

5wim,

“Frequency illusion” or “Baader–Meinhof phenomenon,” which you’ll now see mentioned with more frequency.

Diplomjodler,

It’s a rational explanation for a lot of the religious madness that happened in the past.

FlashZordon,
@FlashZordon@lemmy.world avatar

“Then I saw a Lamb, looking as if it had been slain, standing at the center of the throne, encircled by the four living creatures and the elders. The Lamb had seven horns and seven eyes, which are the seven spirits of God sent out into all the earth”.

Neato,
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

At least if I saw something like this performing miracles I’d be more inclined to believe the was an actual deity.

Or that the drugs kicked in.

Agent641, (edited )

Is this why those who simp for Jesus refer to him as the Lamb of God?

TopRamenBinLaden, (edited )

Pretty much. It’s mostly used by cultists as just another title for Jesus. It was used to refer to him in a couple bible passages. For that passage, homie was either tripping balls, having a schizophrenic episode, or both.

It’s also a pretty good metal band.

bitwaba, (edited )

The ‘lamb’ in ‘Lamb of God’ refers to the 10th plague of Egypt, where God told Moses to that an Angel of Death would go through the Egypt killing all the firstborn sons, and instructed the Israelites to put lambs blood above their door so that the Angel of Death would pass over their home (this is also what the Jewish holiday Passover is celebrating).

Jesus is symbolically the Lamb of God in scripture because he is the lamb that was slaughtered so that all of man’s sin would be forgiven.

The above passage is just referencing that symbolism that was already established. It’s not the reason why he’s called the Lamb of God in the first place.

GardenVarietyAnxiety,

That’s his year book photo

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