Agent641

@Agent641@lemmy.world

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Agent641,

This is how I also fend off unwanted advances from the fairer sex

Agent641, (edited )

Why do you taunt me so?

Agent641,

I mean, who decided that spaghetti noodles had to be that long anyway? What if I go to Italy and start selling spaghetti noodles that are 2m long? When will they admit that its fin to snappa the spaghetta?

Agent641,

“I did not see it, for I am blind”

Agent641,

Except for that one dude in the back

Agent641,

Dont tell me what not to do!

Agent641,

$1800 a month not including bills.

Agent641,

I dont wanna know.

Agent641, (edited )

Shirt: “warm hand wash please!”

Me, yeeting it into the spin cycle at 60 degrees:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d1616067-77ce-4928-ab8c-f34d52ab01ed.jpeg

Agent641,

A likely story!

Agent641,
  • A list guy playing devils advocate
Agent641,

Based

Agent641,

Argue with boss, 92% chance to hit

Agent641,

You are the people.

Agent641,

They are just regular long chickens, nothing to be concerned about

Agent641,

Often out of his element, though.

Agent641,

Package: Do not insert into ear canal!

Me:

Agent641,

I prefer a pilsner, myself.

Agent641,

If you pull it yourself, thats direct action, IE terrorism, and they super dont like that.

Agent641,

I need to watch this.

Agent641,

Putin would gut a fellow comrade for something to do while the launch codes were being retrieved from the briefcase.

Agent641,

“Dont put this on the white girl necklace pendants!”

Agent641,

Who draws these wojacks?

Agent641,

Who is this “Fourchan?”

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