Zozano

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Zozano,

Why can’t the kids just read to each other if they feel alone. Stoopid.

Zozano,

Bold of you to assume I’ll remember to check my shopping list.

Zozano,

Why no magic invisible rocks in the sky?

Oh, wait, thats astrology. (Though they’re visible).

As the Internet Gets Scarier, More Parents Keep Their Kids’ Photos Offline (getpocket.com)

Here's a non-paywalled link to an article published in the Washington Post a few days ago. It's great to see this kind of thing getting some mainstream attention. Young children have not made an informed decision about whether they want their photos posted online.

Zozano,

I don’t know whether to upvote or downvote.

I wouldn’t want the wrong kind of attention drawn here.

But I think if people have FB accounts that should look for this and report the fuck out of it.

Zozano, (edited )

Maybe his timing was thrown out because some of them were ticks.

Zozano,

Before covid everyone was shaking each others hands. I can guarantee you that not all the handshakes I’ve had were clean, because I sometimes didn’t wash my hands after having a wank.

Zozano,

I haven’t finished the series yet, but I heard >!it was Vault Tech who dropped the nukes!<

If that’s the bastardisation you’re referring to, it’s actually not surprising if you’ve been paying attention. >!Vault Tech are fucking demons. Half of their vaults are sadistic torture chambers disguised as “experiments”, it makes total sense they would have instigated everything!<

Zozano,

For what it’s worth, Bethesda is salty as fuck that the best game in the franchise they had nothing to do with.

Zozano,

I’m old enough to experience slang which isn’t native to my generation. But let me just say, this current generations slang is the shittest in a long time.

Previous gen slang (fam, lit, yeet) was a 6/10

Current gen slang (frfr, no cap, rizz) is 2/10

Next gen has such a low bar to beat, it’ll be hard for them to fuck this up.

Zozano,

promises that its wielder will be able to “punch as hard as Kong”

Can the glove jack me off as hard as Kong?

If I won’t accidentally rip my dick off, I don’t care.

Zozano,

Kinda surprising given the knowledge we have that teens even want to use it.

I hope the next generation of teenagers think social media is cringe boomer shit (because now, it basically is).

Zozano,

You sound like a cunt, and I mean that in the nicest possible way.

Don’t talk to people so condescendingly, if you don’t know what I mean, then ask me to clarify, instead of creating a strawman.

Zozano,

No, I think you were right the first time, when you said you don’t know what I mean.

Zozano,

I mean… The child never saw who gave birth to them, so there’s that…

Zozano,

The chances of extra terrestrial life to have visited earth is very, very small.

The chances of life to occur are small enough,

The chances of evolution to pass through multiple extinction events and producing a being capable of higher intelligence is even smaller,

The chances they have done this faster than humans is smaller still,

The chances they have evolved close enough to us to have visited is near impossible.

The universe is huge, there’s almost certainly life elsewhere - but to ask whether they visited earth is like speculating on whether ghosts exist.

Also the universe is expanding at such a fast rate that unless we develop faster-than-light tech, we will never reach another solar system.

Zozano,

I’m pretty much on board, though how much anyone can agree is a matter of relativity.

We know about the closest stars and the planets within them, and based off spectrometry, we’re confident the planets “close” to us haven’t had life, though they might be capable.

The chances of there being no mass extinction events in the millions of years following abiogenesis is arguably smaller than surviving the five or so we’ve had. Given everything we know about astrophysics, we owe the asteroids a few clean hits, we have been astronomically lucky, and that’s not even taking into consideration every other cause of mass extinction.

15 billion years is still considered early in the grand scheme of things, it’s likely that we are the early ones. A billion years head start is plausible, sure, but it’s certainly less plausible than our existence.

All of this is to say that life is rare enough without them being a stones throw away.

And this is all disregarding any possible intent behind a visit. Any being capable of space travel does not need our resources.

Unless they’re sex tourists, which would explain all the anal probing.

On second thought, I choose to believe.

Zozano,

Wait, what?

That’s like saying you don’t have to drive faster to win the race, you just have to cross the line first.

Zozano,

used once

I’ll use it until the spines wear down.

Zozano,

It would have been one thing to say “this technically isn’t true”, but you went with “hilariously out of touch” - which just drips with irony.

Zozano,

Artoriaseque

Zozano,

It’s not technically Isekai

0/10

Zozano,

As a fellow connoisseur of teenage boy odour, I concur.

Zozano,

I see your olfactory pallette is not very refined, novice stench hunter. Teenage boys who don’t shower often, and rich slaveowning cops have very different scents.

About three years ago I came across a rich slaveowning teenage boy who didn’t shower often.

The overlap created this dangerous aroma which waft over me like an Appalachia Egg Fart. I wish I could have bottled it for my kids.

Zozano,

In my opinion, the best Godzilla movie was Shin Godzilla (I’ve heard Godzilla Minus One is GOAT but I haven’t seen it yet).

What made Godzilla interesting was the subtext.

Godzilla outside of Japan doesn’t make a lot of sense. Godzilla is explicitly a walking nuclear bomb.

In Shin Godzilla, Godzilla is defeated by a competent government, a fantasy we can all enjoy.

Zozano,

This happened to me.

On the “Mario Kart Tour” sub, I made a meme during the games “Election” event. I made vague but obvious comparisons to Trump/Mario Vs Biden/Luigi.

Everyone in the comments were having fun, there was no complaining, and the post even reached the homepage.

Then the fucking mods deleted my shit and pissed the community off. I got universal support and the sub was filled with posts requesting the mods to undelete my meme.

In the end, the mods were cunts.

Fucking clowns.

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