When the DM invents an item on the spot and instantly regrets it

ProvokedGamer, 8 months ago

Least toxic thread on the internet:

Brunbrun6766, 8 months ago

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7da459c2-99b7-4134-92ef-d410786debff.mp4

pyrflie, 8 months ago

Sometimes I hate embedded links. This is one.

Bet you haven’t just seen your own prude.

moog, 8 months ago

divine boner

snooggums, 8 months ago

Wait, you can make your toolbar taller?

digdug, 8 months ago

Yep, the +/- on the right lets you do that. I was almost done with act 1 before I figured that out.

DoomBot5, 8 months ago

I was half way through Act 3 when I did

pyrflie, 8 months ago

Yep, i like 4 tall. Not too imposing on the screen, but you get just enough coverage on the toolbar for abilities.

That said sometimes I take Gale up to 6 rows. Spliting by spellslot helps a bunch for pure Wizard.

See digdug’s comment for how to do so.

Molecular0079, 8 months ago

You can go up to 6? Mine caps at 4 for some reason.

pyrflie, 8 months ago

I’ve got saves with it. I haven’t tried this with my last 2 runs as one was solo and the last didn’t use Gale outside story mission so I didn’t customize his toolbar.

stopthatgirl7, 8 months ago

…oh my god. I only just now realized what it looks like. I hate everything. 🤣

ulu_mulu, 8 months ago

LOL I didn’t realize it either, now I can’t unsee it XD

pyrflie, 8 months ago

Why? It’s just a dick.

stopthatgirl7, 8 months ago (edited 8 months ago)

Because now I’ll see it every time I find one. Ignorance was far more blissful.

pyrflie, 8 months ago

So don’t pick up or use it. It’s a fairly inconsequential item. Warg Fangs, Hyena Ears, and Gauth Eyes are more important.

DBS only make vitriol that is usable in one fairly mediocre Elixir. Skip it if your puritanical viewpoint objects.

stopthatgirl7, 8 months ago

You seriously need to lighten up if a joke has you this pressed. Maybe take a walk outside or something.

pyrflie, 8 months ago

To you your own words “Have a Lovely Day.”

pyrflie, 8 months ago (edited 8 months ago)

Wait till you find the Helmet of Grit. It was so good it got sent from Act 1 to Act 3 at Launch.

The Fact that this is used for an Elixir actually counts against it. Very few builds benefit from using Universal Resistance over Battlemage Prowess and Bloodlust.

ono, 8 months ago

I don’t think resistance is what OP has in mind.

pyrflie, 8 months ago (edited 8 months ago)

That’s all Divine Bone Shard does.

Edit: you and OP are refering to Name + Shape; Meh I’ve seen bigger. Grow up nothing to regret here other than the weak mechanics. If the devs wanted to really drive the point home they would have made it silencing.

ulu_mulu, 8 months ago

You need to chill out, we’re just having a laugh about it and you’re reacting like it’s disgusting to you …