calvinandhobbes

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QuantumSparkles, in 23 May 1987

Me when I try to do anything

threelonmusketeers, in 22 May 1987

Seems like it could backfire by setting unreasonable expectations.

sanguinepar, in 20 May 1987
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Love Calvin and Hobbes, but it’s not often the punchline for one of them actually makes me cry with laughter :-)

someguy3, in 19 May 1987

I once got a haircut for $8.50. It was pretty bad.

nokturne213,

The first haircut I ever got from a barber was so bad I walked out without paying. He was also my principal’s brother. He asked me who the heck did that to me. Your brother I told him.

espentan,

I’m roughly the same age as Hobbes, or I was in 1985 (Hobbes has probably aged better/slower than me), and $8.50 then would’ve bought you a pretty decent haircut.

burgersc12,

I used to get $8 cuts like 12 years ago, now its $12.

magnetosphere, in 19 May 1987
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The look of sheer delight on Hobbes’ face is wonderful.

rustydomino,
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As is his feigned look of indignation in panel 3.

magnetosphere,
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Oh, yeah! To really piss Calvin off, he had to sell it. Hobbes knows exactly how to push Calvin’s buttons!

MysticKetchup, in 18 May 1987

That expression in the last panel is so real

sanguinepar, in 18 May 1987
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Calvin’s parents are saints for never (as far as I know) snapping and saying, “Hobbes isn’t real!!”

riodoro1,

Shit, I hate to be that guy but… Calvin and his parents aren’t real too.

sanguinepar,
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Lol :-)

threelonmusketeers,

Calvin’s mom even talked to Hobbes during the raccoon saga!

someguy3,

Wasn’t it a squirrel?

threelonmusketeers,

Maybe we’re thinking of different strips?

Calvin’s mom definitely talked to Hobbes during the raccoon saga (though Hobbes remains stoically silent).

threelonmusketeers, (edited ) in 17 May 1987

Aren’t the events depicted here alluded to in a later comic as the reason they “have not been to the museum for a while, at the museum’s request”?

Moobythegoldensock, (edited ) in 17 May 1987

so why does it look like a bunch of decapitated naked people?

Today Calvin learned about British imperialism.

ArcaneSlime, in 14 May 1987

Tracer Bullet is born.

Anticorp, in 16 May 1987

It takes a real artist to successfully romanticize being broke and in debt.

threelonmusketeers, in 16 May 1987

Ooh, a Tracer Bullet story!

nyahlathotep, in 16 May 1987
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I like that the implication is that he just randomly shot out the window

Soggy,

He took a bullet too, I think the implication is that someone attacked him and Tracer returned fire. (Realistically, I think it’s just a string of tropes and not meant to be a coherent narrative)

nyahlathotep,
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I thought he’d gotten shot in the past but it healed with the bullet still in him

Seraph, in 15 May 1987
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Lobotomy jokes don't hit like they used to. It's just kinda sad now.

RadicalEagle,

Yeah, agreed. Thankfully my dad died after having brain surgery for cancer so I feel like I’ve earned the right to continue to chuckle at them even if they’re not appropriate. I think it’s what he would’ve wanted. It’s okay to be inappropriate as long as you’re not hurting anyone.

Making jokes about my dad’s death was actually probably part of my coping method. He did the same thing with jokes about his cancer.

moshankey,

If you can’t joke about death then what? I made jokes with my mother about having lost two toes to diabetes. Just couldn’t count past 18 anymore. She loved the manicures and pedicures insurance paid for. She was twisted.

My joking helps with coping with traumas. World’s greatest defense mechanism.

And I’ve been shaving my head for decades so I’ve heard jokes since the 90’s. All of them.

Albbi, in 11 May 1987

This plotline made me never even think of cutting my own hair until the middle of the pandemic. Now I know I’ll never cut my hair again.

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