Toneswirly,

Yeah Constantine just pulled christmas out his ass, but i doubt Jesus has proof of ID either

antonim,

Jesus wants “cheese pizza”?

Uhmmm…

aviationeast,

Definitely thought you were going somewhere else with cheese pizza and the Catholic church…

finestnothing,

I guess it’s a good thing Jesus’s birthday was probably sometime between June and October and Christmas is just another pagan holiday

MNByChoice,

Saturnella. It was on the winter solstice, but the Romans later moved the calendar and didn’t change the date.

finestnothing,

Most come from the pagan yule festival actually. Bonfires (now in fireplaces usually), decorating with holly, mistletoe, and evergreen trees, feasts, and gift-giving are all from yule (we’re missing ritual sacrifices from Christmas though, unfortunately). Saturnalia is primarily feasting, drinking, and gift exchanges. There’s definitely some overlap between the two, but yule has a much bigger influence (which isn’t surprising since almost all the other Christian holidays are also pagan based rather than Roman)

MNByChoice,

I will point out that paganism includes non-Christian Romans.

I am making this clarification due to the words that follow, which imply Romans are not Pagans.

pagan based rather than Roman

finestnothing,

Huh, TIL. I know fun random facts about paganism but had no idea that non-christian roman beliefs were included in it

chaogomu,

Saturnalia was likely not the holiday that became Christmas. Or at least that's not the complete story.

Part of it is that solstice celebrations were pretty common. Modern Christmas just owes most of its pomp to more Celtic and Norse traditions.

Also, the timing of picking December 25th as Christmas has more to do with a bit of rabbinical superstition than anything else. See, there was this firmly held belief (based on nothing) that great men would die on the date of their conception.

So since Jesus died in late March or early April, he had to have been born nine months later, or at the end of December, Because that's how the logic went.

And yes, it's the exact same sort of logic that Monty Python made fun of with the "does she weigh as much as a duck?" scene.

FluffyPotato,

Fun fact: Here in Estonia we don’t celebrate Christmas but it’s called Jõulud, which translates to Yule. It’s a 3 day celebration where you eat a lethal amount if food on the 24th with your family and then exchange gifts and use the following days to recover from the deadly amount if food.

MNByChoice, (edited )

Yeah!

www.britannica.com/…/Saturnalia-Roman-festival

The influence of the Saturnalia upon the celebrations of Christmas and the New Year has been direct. The fact that Christmas was celebrated on the birthday of the unconquered sun (dies solis invicti nati) gave the season a solar background, connected with the kalends of January (January 1, the Roman New Year) when houses were decorated with greenery and lights, and presents were given to children and the poor.

original_reader, (edited )

And yet, many Christians happily celebrate it.

👀

kryptonianCodeMonkey,

Christians already demand today that only their holiday be recognized at the same time that several other prominent holidays are celebrated by other religions and cultures. The fact that that holiday itself is plagiarized and displaced a previous wholly unrelated holiday is the least surprising thing.

ultra,

Not all Christians. I’ll gladly celebrate other religions’ holidays

kryptonianCodeMonkey,

You should celebrate Diwali. Food’s delicious.

9point6,
ares35,
ares35 avatar

dude can't even enjoy a tasty chicken sammich on his day of rest, either.

Brunbrun6766,
@Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world avatar

Something something passion of the crust

acockworkorange,

Cheesus Crust, man.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

He died for our cheese

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Hopefully he can find a Chinese place open for business:-).

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

A succulent Chinese meal?

Lifecoach5000,

This. Is…. DEMOCRACY MANIFEST

veroxii,

Ah yes. I see that you know your judo!

brbposting,
OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

If it were me I would not turn it down:-).

son_named_bort,

Or a Waffle House

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Ooh good call:-D. Now for some unknown, totally unconnected reason I think I want… bacon. :-P

wander1236,
@wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

Something something Easter

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Passover Pizza Pan Piecrust

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