son_named_bort

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son_named_bort,

Big if true

son_named_bort,

You’d think Jim Jones would’ve been able to afford the good stuff, but I guess cult leaders don’t make as much as I would’ve thought.

son_named_bort,

Windows. That would mean there’s a building there, which means I might be closer to getting out of the woods.

son_named_bort,

X

son_named_bort,

Cat.

son_named_bort,

I could go for 100 tacos for $100.

son_named_bort,

I mean, you can technically buy them. It just wouldn’t count for anything since a scout leader still has to sign off on whether or not the scout earned the badge.

son_named_bort, (edited )

B’oh!

It’s the episode where Bart becomes Burns’s heir and the Simpsons hire someone to convince Bart that they love him and not Mr. Burns only to find that he mistaked Moleman for Bart.

son_named_bort,

I want that thing out of my house.

son_named_bort,

Was President Lincoln okay?

son_named_bort,

I’m surprised he can do something besides talk about Rampart.

son_named_bort,

Tell Me Why is similar to Life is Strange (Dontnod developed both games) and it’s set in southern Alaska. It’s worth checking out.

son_named_bort,

Is this the same Kristi Noem who claimed that she met Kim Jong Un when she really didn’t?

son_named_bort,

Stink bugs um find a way.

son_named_bort,

Duo pecked my eyes out because I skipped my Italian lessons one day. You don’t want to know what the bear did.

son_named_bort,

Homer takes a lock of Marge’s hair to remember her by. I believe it’s the film festival episode and Homer thinks that Marge is going to fall in love with Jay Sherman because he knows all the words to the Oscar Meyer song.

son_named_bort,

Should’ve eaten Heathcliff too.

son_named_bort,

They’ll keep someone in the truck for maintenance purposes. A self driving truck wouldn’t be able to change a flat tire for example and it would be more efficient to have the human driver change it than wait for someone to come out and change the flat.

son_named_bort,

It’s too bad 90% of calls these days are spam. Even if it’s a number I recognize, it could still be a scammer spoofing a legitimate number. That happened to me earlier this week when someone spoofed my credit union’s number and was trying to get me to give them all my money (they failed).

son_named_bort,

Is it like a taco short of a combo plate?

son_named_bort,

Because Mr. Scorpion offered Homer a job.

son_named_bort,

Like when I decided to steal cable.

son_named_bort,

The Internet died when the second person logged on.

son_named_bort,

And then there’s that brief moment where you think it won’t be too bad before turning the paper over and seeing the most dreaded words in the English language: “see me after class”.

son_named_bort,

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