QasimRashid,
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Ayesha [wife]: I hurt myself today

Me: [thinking Johnny Cash] To see if you still felt pain?

Ayesha: What?? No. The stupid cabinet door you said you fixed fell off the hinge and hit my foot. I can't take this anymore!

Me: What have I become? My sweetest friend...

Ayesha: 🤦🏽‍♀️
#DadJokes

But seriously I need to fix that cabinet door.

HirsutePursuit,
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@QasimRashid
<br><br>
Speaking of Johnny Cash... Take a look at the lyrics of <i>Ring Of Fire</i> and tell me it's not about gay sex.
<br><br>
♬ Love, is a burning thing<br>
♩ And it makes, a fiery ring<br>
♫ Bound, by wild desire<br>
♪ I fell in, to a ring of fire<br>

mastobit,
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dannotdaniel,
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anubis2814,

@QasimRashid You do realize that's a cover of nine inch nails correct? Both betraying are great though.

QasimRashid,
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@anubis2814 yeah Trent reznor but hear me out, it’s a joke 😉

dannotdaniel,
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@QasimRashid @anubis2814 one thing you should definitely not do is watch the Kermit version

MyYeeHaa,
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@QasimRashid Doors? We don't need no stinking doors!

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