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QasimRashid, 11 days ago to dadjokes Ayesha [wife]: I hurt myself today Me: [thinking Johnny Cash] To see if you still felt pain? Ayesha: What?? No. The stupid cabinet door you said you fixed fell off the hinge and hit my foot. I can't take this anymore! Me: What have I become? My sweetest friend... Ayesha: 🤦🏽♀️ #DadJokes But seriously I need to fix that cabinet door.
Ayesha [wife]: I hurt myself today
Me: [thinking Johnny Cash] To see if you still felt pain?
Ayesha: What?? No. The stupid cabinet door you said you fixed fell off the hinge and hit my foot. I can't take this anymore!
Me: What have I become? My sweetest friend...
Ayesha: 🤦🏽♀️ #DadJokes
But seriously I need to fix that cabinet door.
MyYeeHaa, 11 days ago @QasimRashid Doors? We don't need no stinking doors!
@QasimRashid Doors? We don't need no stinking doors!
MyYeeHaa, 14 days ago to animals Our new addition... a "diluted tortie" #CatsOfMastodon #caturday
Our new addition... a "diluted tortie"
#CatsOfMastodon #caturday
Chrishallbeck, 3 months ago to comics Fizzlewhip #comics #webcomics #funny
Fizzlewhip #comics #webcomics #funny
MyYeeHaa, 3 months ago @Chrishallbeck Can relate. Grew up outside the US. When I returned, no idea what others were talking about.
@Chrishallbeck Can relate. Grew up outside the US. When I returned, no idea what others were talking about.
MissingThePt, 4 months ago to random Boeing launches new Boeing+ (Boeing planes plus bolted-in door plugs and nose wheels).
Boeing launches new Boeing+ (Boeing planes plus bolted-in door plugs and nose wheels).
MyYeeHaa, 4 months ago @MissingThePt Now with Boeing Bolts! (Boing Bolts?)
@MissingThePt Now with Boeing Bolts! (Boing Bolts?)
MyYeeHaa, 4 months ago to animals Tuesday blep #catsofmastodon
Tuesday blep
#catsofmastodon
nixCraft, 4 months ago to random Scare a developer with under 10 words:
Scare a developer with under 10 words:
MyYeeHaa, 4 months ago @nixCraft Teach the manager how to deploy.
@nixCraft Teach the manager how to deploy.
MyYeeHaa, 4 months ago to animals Loki marvels at the mechanical wonder of a Lego train. #caturday #catsofmastodon
Loki marvels at the mechanical wonder of a Lego train.
#caturday #catsofmastodon
MyYeeHaa, 5 months ago to animals Loaf #caturday #catsofmastodon
Loaf
Teri_Kanefield, 6 months ago to random My son was born at 1:30 a.m. on November 5. We set the clocks back last night at 2:00 a.m. That means we went through the hour of 1:00 a.m. - 2:00 a.m. twice. That means we had his exact birth time twice today. So he has a double birthday today, right? 🤔
My son was born at 1:30 a.m. on November 5.
We set the clocks back last night at 2:00 a.m.
That means we went through the hour of 1:00 a.m. - 2:00 a.m. twice.
That means we had his exact birth time twice today.
So he has a double birthday today, right?
🤔
MyYeeHaa, 6 months ago @Teri_Kanefield Gotta makeup for those that miss their birth-hour when the clocks are moved forward...
@Teri_Kanefield
Gotta makeup for those that miss their birth-hour when the clocks are moved forward...
MyYeeHaa, 7 months ago to animals #caturday #catsofmastodon
MyYeeHaa, 8 months ago to random #caturday
#caturday
