fuck you jeff. you could Rule this land with an army of mommy milkers and yet you do nothing
Cross posted from: lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/12233175
MicrondeMMMMMMM, 
I think it’s because Jeff likes men 😔
Toes, It’s so odd to me that they used a loli vtuber for this message.
kewwwi, everyone*
lurch, i hate those things, so not doing that is the only thing i like about jeff
sbv, Would silicone tiddies jiggle? Doesn’t 500ccs of tumor paste them into rigid bolt-ons?
thoughtfuldragon, There is fat transfer but also with that level of money I’m sure there’s a way to engineer the jiggle into implants.
sbv, Are we saying robojiggle? Is this some sort of Zuckerberg tiddy nightmare that plumbs the depths of the uncanny valley?
TotallynotJessica, 
Dammit Jeff, where are my backbreaking honkahonks and gait altering badonkadonk? Eat the rich frfr
NegativeLookBehind, 
honkahonks
Brilliant
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