PeriodicallyPedantic, Original Mike it is, then 🫦🍆💦🍵
sirico, 
Scorpio!
massive_bereavement, 
Reads above: Spicy Ginger Tea.
I guess Alternative Mike might be from Boston.
This sounds like a B plot from Doom Patrol.
homesweethomeMrL, Oh man Alternative Mike, how’s that guy doin?
modifier, His Weezer cover band is decent.
Crackhappy, 
I’m at a loss as to what this is supposed to say.
Deconceptualist, I think OF could just be OR. And Mike is the customer but they forgot the capitalization and comma.
i.e. Would you like cream or alternative, Mike?
Buddahriffic, I think Mike is a typo for milk and they really meant to ask if you want a non-dairy cream. Which Mike is all too happy to whip up a batch of.
Crackhappy, Oh that makes so much sense.
eran_morad, Bruh, is Sum Yun Gai retired?
NeptuneOrbit, I’m more of a Jock Mike guy myself
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