iAvicenna,

honestly if I fall face first into shit, I would use soap to clean it, water would not be sufficient

mechoman444,

Every time I fall face first into shit I get an erection.

But yes. I use water to clean it off.

Thcdenton,

Got Finnish ancestry. Everyone I see in Finland online reminds me of my cousins. I think I need to go visit.

TehBamski,
@TehBamski@lemmy.world avatar

Just don’t make out or get busy with anyone there, until you can confirm they are not related.

Thcdenton,
MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Idk why either, this is a must in every home in my country. Toilet paper is gross

platypus_plumba,

I just use wet wipes.

Paper -> wet wipes -> paper.

Just like new.

chunkystyles,

Wet wipes are better than just paper, but pale in comparison to a bidet. The wipes are usually made with plastic, too.

platypus_plumba,

Dude what, that comment got removed by a moderator. I just said that I use wet wipes, what the hell.

freamon,

Sorry - that was the auto-mod. It removes heavily down-voted stuff, which normally is something that needs removing, but not always. I’ll restore your comment.

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

hahah idk why people downvoted you, when I go somewhere that doesn’t have a hygienic douche I use this trick too. But everyday I prefer water and my but does too.

Zpiritual,

Wet wipes made of plastic will clog up the sewage system though unlike paper.

platypus_plumba, (edited )

I throw them in the bin, not the toilet. They aren’t too dirty because I used paper first.

But yeha, I need to invest in a bidet, I’m honestly just scared of that thing. Like… Poop and pressurized water is just too concerning. Don’t poop particles sprinkle everywhere?

PrimeMinisterKeyes, (edited )

Psyllium for me. It changed my life. Two spoonfuls a day keep me using 90-95% less toilet paper than before.

Tulitaa,

I thought she said booty telephone. I guess I need an ear telephone.

Hobbes_Dent,

AKA pussy telephone

Today was a good day. I learned new things.

hemko,

Pussy telephone doesn’t sound half as good as the Finnish term pillupuhelin

MyDogLovesMe,

I have a bidet and I am a happy asshole.

abbadon420,

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  • CrayonRosary,

    Sounds like English isn’t your mother tongue

    hapoy asshole

    🤔

    Iamsqueegee,

    Me hoy hapoy?

    Assman,
    @Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Hey I’m washing the chocolate starfish right this second!

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