hemko

@hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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hemko,

Wtf

And yes I watched the video and I’m even more wtf

hemko,

Very cool, hope you don’t have fireworks pranksters around there

hemko,

Nah that doesn’t make sense, but 7 years and open-sourcing drivers would cut it

hemko,

If it’s brand new, just return it

hemko,

loudly decries anything that’s not 100% in-line with their desires as ‘shitlib’ policy that must be opposed even at the cost of ushering in actual fascism

Wrong. They love and support Russia, China and N-Korea for some weird reason

hemko,

That sounds neat, but it means those ads are at least partially loaded on the background, which is also bad

hemko,

No, it’s about 2 people talking online, and there’s some 5 billion dish machines distance between them making the travel difficult or expensive

hemko,

Seeded Catholic altar boys against Catholicism

hemko,

I know that a lot of people want to catch em’ all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, I always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that I have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. I have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my cock without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense. Not only do you get the generally pleasurable feeling from ejaculation, but you also know that you overcame an obstacle few men have dared to try. I have a total of 347 successful ejaculations total, but it only gets harder as I move on. When I see a Serperior, for instance, I have to think to myself “In what way can I imagine this creature in order to get off to it?” It is a puzzle for sure, considering I do not have a thing for (most) of these creatures, making it extremely entertaining and interesting for others to watch. I try to focus in on its somewhat beautiful face, and think about that more than the yards of snake behind it. I sometimes have issues with Pokemon like Machamp, who appear extremely male. But I always find a way. There has been no hurdle too steep for me. I want to be the very best. Anything lower does not cut it. And that is why I am beating off to pictures of Lucario on the Internet, mom.

hemko,

I have no idea. Saw it first time years ago

hemko,

They do though mention “+” and “-” also banned in the username part, which is kinda annoying

hemko,

Eh, honestly I think blocking plus addressing as a workaround to block people from using multiple identities on the site is very weak argument and ignores completely the reason plus addeesses are being used in the first place, tagging.

And the addition of “-” just tells they don’t really know what they’re doing, considering it’s not only valid but also very common symbol in email addresses

hemko,

You can still spam with user1@domain.tld, user2@domain.tld etc and it takes basically no extra effort

hemko,

Uncle Sam wants you to become gimp!

hemko,

No because its not morally wrong

Morals are subjective. In someone else’s mind homosexuality could be immoral, and this has been the case historically.

In civilized world laws are not (or should not) be based on “morality”, but to ensure level and fair playing ground for all people. This includes not restricting persons way of expressing their sexuality as long as it doesn’t negatively affect others (ie. Rape, pedophilia, zoophilia, etc)

Of course we don’t live in that kind of utopia but I hope we’re getting better slowly

hemko,

Top-right. Is that kubernetes?

Now I might be interested in this religion

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