Vatican reveals new rules for supernatural phenomena
The new guidelines are expected to tighten the criteria for what counts as a divine apparition.
Archived version: archive.ph/84E9P
eran_morad, God said “ABRACADABRA!” And shat out Adam 5,000 years ago.
Viking_Hippie, Rule 1: you don’t talk about supernatural phenomena
Rule 2: you DO NOT talk about supernatural phenomena
Rule 3: Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the phenomenon is over.
Rule 4: Only two saints to a phenomenon.
Rule 5: One phenomenon at a time.
Rule 6: No cassocks, no stoles
Rule 7: Phenomena will go on as long as they have to.
Rule 8: If this is your first night at Supernatural club, you have to be phenomenal.
DirigibleProtein, Supernatural recognition by the Vatican is rare.
Huh? Isn’t the basis of their entire religion dependent on “supernatural recognition”?
Viking_Hippie, Pulling the ladder up behind them, the bastards! 😄
KillerTofu, Bullshit article doesn’t even say what the updates to the rules are.
apfelwoiSchoppen, 
Really working on the important problems.
baggins, 
Who they gonna call?
Spitzspot, 
CPS
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