HorseRabbit,

kisses himself on the lips

iamericandre,

I’ve heard of blue balls but never green balls

XEAL, (edited )

“avocado” sounds like “lawyer” in Spanish: abogado

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Or adobado

XEAL,

True!

Imhotep,

in french: “un avocat mange un avocat”

apfelwoiSchoppen, (edited )
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Orchids are named after testicles.

More to the point, words have multiple meanings. NdGT is a troll. Huevos means eggs primarily but secondarily means testicles. Ahuacatl means avocado primarily, but had the second meaning too.

I wouldn’t refer to huevos revueltos (scrambled eggs) as scrambled testicles.

Dude’s a pedant for science accuracy but little else.

altima_neo,
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Huevos doesn’t mean testicles per say, it’s slang for testicles.

Like calling a penis a wiener.

apfelwoiSchoppen, (edited )
@apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

Slang is a second definition. Definitionally a way language evolves.

Shou,

I’d love some scrambled testicles!

Zehzin,
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Dude spread bad misconceptions even in his Cosmos remake. Like saying Rome fell because of lead in the water and saying Giordano Bruno was killed because he was an astronomer.

I mean, surely other people wrote that stuff and he just read it, but still, if you’re gonna correct tiny things people say (apparently as a job) you’d think to fact check

Kolanaki,
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Dude’s a pedant for science accuracy but little else.

And what’s worse, his pedentry is very often wrong. For a smart guy, he’s pretty dumb.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Neil, is that really you?

UraniumBlazer,

And Cashew Nut stands for the time that u blow a stinky 80yo grandpa for cash that you desperately need to prevent yourself from being homeless.

NegativeLookBehind,
NegativeLookBehind avatar

….you ok

UraniumBlazer,

I got the cash. The ew came after unfortunately… So no, I’m not :(

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

Flowers are basically sex organs. Mushrooms are fungal erections…

Maddie,
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The word avocado comes from the Spanish aguacate, which derives from the Nahuatl (Mexican) word āhuacatl, which goes back to the proto-Aztecan *pa:wa. In Molina’s Nahuatl dictionary “auacatl” is given also as the translation for compañón “testicle”, and this has been taken up in popular culture where a frequent claim is that testicle was the word’s original meaning. This is not the case, as the original meaning can be reconstructed rather as “avocado” – rather the word seems to have been used in Nahuatl as a euphemism for “testicle”.

Source: Wikipedia

hglman,

So just like the use of the word “nuts” to refer to testicles.

name_NULL111653,

The first 🍑 and 🍆 emojis?

insomniac_lemon, (edited )
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That's a bit of a word salad, but I assume it's just saying that it's a coincidental euphemism. Like if a non-English speaker said "Did you know? The English term melon baller literally translates to breast testicler". It's not like it's a high bar.

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