jesus christ murders an innocent man inside of a walmart. captured thanks to the CCTV cameras
morgan_423, 
I see that he’s escalated from stealing those iPads from Target a few weeks back.
AMillionNames, (edited ) All I see is a three legged horror being slain by a ketchup bottle in the ketchup bottle aisle with Jesus tries to guilttrip the CCTV guy for not calling clean-up while other shoppers are going about their business thinking “Oh god, not this again…”
mindbleach, That’s no man… he was a toon! Get Eddie Valiant on the case!
silencer, Jesus looks like my brother! mind blown.
RizzRustbolt, Penis envy, obviously.
uriel238, 
Jesus is white with well-coiffed hair. The clues were all there from the beginning.
metaStatic, That's what you get for stealing ipads
rip_art_bell, 
“Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.” Matthew 10:34 KJV
Nepenthe, 
One of his three legs appears to be wearing some sort of sandal, and that is clearly a sock underneath. Killing was justified.
ivanafterall, 
The "third leg" (closest to camera) is clearly a massive penis he tried to hide out of shame. Methinks Jesus was jealous.
damnthefilibuster, That Jesus sure is too white.
DarkGamer, 
He is white in most of the training data, I suspect.
FreshLight, (edited )
sickday, 
He's in a bathrobe in all of these lol
FreshLight, yeah, I was lazy with the description of his robe
papalonian, The last one is super weird and creepy looking.
They’re all standing in what looks like a bathroom, but there’s a computer at the counter. Ah!
FreshLight, Yes, I agree!
I generated four more afterwards but didn’t want to spam unless there’s someone who wants to see the pictures…
mindbleach, So it’s an Apple store.
CubbyTustard, deleted_by_author
HeartyBeast, 
I was getting more bearded Jon Hamm
hperrin, Gave him an extra leg before murdering him too. Jesus Christ.
Merwyn, With three different shoes and of feet growing backward also.
DavLemmyHav, God giveth. And god taketh. shudders
Zeppo, 
It’s Jesus, so no way that guy was innocent… probably a money loaner at the temple. Plus he has 3 legs.
GlitterInfection, Or perhaps he was a fig tree in the off season?
ElBarto, 
Jesus had a psychotic side, there’s the time a hungover Jesus wanted figs from a fig tree and even after being told it’s out of season, he got shitty with this one particular Fig tree and cursed it to never bare fruit.
Jesus doesn’t make great decisions after a big night.
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