RizzRustbolt

@RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world

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RizzRustbolt,

I am out of cherry sours and I would be outraged if I wasn’t so tie-tie.

RizzRustbolt,

How to get contries to develop their space programs and colonize the moon: “Its made of oil!”

RizzRustbolt,

A crisp new dollar bill says that those Target stores are still going to get protests come June.

RizzRustbolt,

First, they came for the Vickers Model 1931, and I said nothing.

RizzRustbolt,

If you post it enough in the wrong community, it will eventually become the right community.

RizzRustbolt,

This episode gave me a new found respect for Peter Frampton.

RizzRustbolt,

Free Burger King for everyone under the sun!

RizzRustbolt,

Women are announcing that they much rather spend their time in the company of men from the homosexual “bear” subculture. Apparently because they are better at camping than supposed “normal” men.

RizzRustbolt,

It’s the contradiction that is making the statement.

RizzRustbolt,

That’s why I got a shirt that says “^^^not ^^^a RAPIST”. Then when they look back they can tell.

It’s just common sense in this day and age.

RizzRustbolt,

Pretty sure that there’s something in the Talmud about this.

RizzRustbolt,

Because it’s travelling backwards in time. That’s why it appears in black and white. You’re only seeing the past version of it.

RizzRustbolt,

It’s the Internet, so I assume buttholes.

RizzRustbolt,

You know what would be hilarious?

If Supergiant put an in-game billboard for Rogue Prince of Persia in Hades 2.

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