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guyrocket, 
But the baby food DOES come from babies.
ivanafterall, 
It's already passed through a baby once, like that civet coffee.
ivanafterall, Not if you're buying the store-bought stuff. It's worth the hassle of whipping up the real-deal at home imo.
cm0002, r/ c/holup
ebits21, 
Noted.
Disappointed.
toxicbubble, “it comes from exploited cows so it’s totally cool”
Nurse_Robot, Sales have plummeted since the addition of the sign
machin_shin, You can milk anything that has nipples.
FlyingSquid, 
Not one drop of milk has ever come out of my nipples.
gmtom, So what you’re saying is you’re backed up?
FlyingSquid, My nipples, not my rectum.
Rolder, No one said the milk had to come out of the nipples
ivanafterall, That's likely just poor milking technique. You'll get it!
Cysioland, 
Or just take some prolactin
FlyingSquid, No matter how many times I’ve tried, the baby just won’t latch. I’ve asked my wife for advice but she’s no help.
LemmysMum, If your baby is over 6 months and you’ve introduced them to peanut butter and confirmed no allergic reaction you can use a little spread on the nipple to help promote latching.
FlyingSquid, I still don’t think they’d get much milk out of my nipples.
LemmysMum, 6 months and a course of prolactin and I’ll have your titties leaking like the aroused mother of a newborn baby.
themeatbridge, I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
LemmysMum, Give me 6 months and a course of prolactin and I’ll have your titties leaking like the aroused mother of a newborn.
expatriado, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
itslilith, 
I miss r/cateatingvegans
CarlsIII, We guarantee dog or higher
FlyingSquid, Not with that attitude.
AllonzeeLV, Imagine being the poor bastard that has to hook a cat up to a milking machine.
“EEEEAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRREIR!”
RIP
lowleveldata, What do you mean? We just wear kitten costumes and suck it with our mouths
Xylight, 
This is a terrible day to have eyes
sbv, then I don’t want it
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