The Surprising Benefits of Being an Introvert (time.com)
You may not find these so surprising :)
"Hi, Hello? Can You Please Answer The Phone?" (Public Domain [free to download] ringtone for people who avoid the phone and other people, in general) (kinda funny) (923000.blogspot.com)
The Pilgrim (mynoise.net)
I wonder how many in this community resonate with this.