TotalFat, Big Tolkien fan, that bird is
creditCrazy, (edited ) 
My inner chicken farmer is telling me to go hug that giant flight capable chicken Edit: spelling fix
Burninator05, Although its probably a bad idea it’s probably mostly socially acceptable to hug an eagle for being a good dad.
I don’t think it’s either a good idea or socially acceptable to hang an eagle under any circumstances.
synae, 
he a little confused, but he got the spirit
mPony, I love this glimpse into early-career Murphy
prole, A male bald eagle that believes it’s a female? This is like prime Fox News outrage fuel.
OneWomanCreamTeam, It’s pretty typical for male bald eagles to take part in parental duties.
mPony, that’s even more Fox News outrage fuel
Illuminostro, “LATEST TREND: LIBCUCK ZOOKEEPERS TURN EAGLE GAY!”
prole, So you’re telling me that they don’t adhere to traditional gender norms? Smh
OneWomanCreamTeam, Bald eagles have gone woke, they’re making murca GAY
PenisWenisGenius, Liberal wokeness probably is turning the EAGLES trans. More at 11.
BigBananaDealer, 
America has fallen. the eagles are gay
Churbleyimyam, Male bald female.
Deceptichum, 
“He was sitting on a rock and everybody told him, ‘It’s a rock, it’s not going to hatch,’” Griffard tells the Post. “And all of a sudden, in his mind, it hatched and he has a chick.”
Who’s the idiot now zooologists.
Hupf, Oh look, there’s an eagle in the picture. I was distracted by the big red arrow at first.
Thcdenton, Yeah I hate that shit
Elextra, Even more wholesome, he eventually becomes a father!
Viking_Hippie, Murphy was experiencing a spring hormonal surge compelling him to brood
Haven’t we all?
LookBehindYouNowAndThen, Even Murphy’s law has exceptions!
Fedizen, Murphy’s second law is "If it can’t happen, that’s just like your opinion, man
robocall, 
Thanks for providing an update. I’m happy for Murphy and the eaglet.
unexposedhazard, Holloway tells STLPR that the sanctuary is considering auctioning Murphy’s rock as a fundraiser for the nonprofit.
That would be a really funny thing to own lol
threelonmusketeers, Huh, I expected the rock to be… a little more egg-shaped than that.
OneWomanCreamTeam, Oh my God that made me fucking cry, I’m so happy for Murphy
Empricorn, Dress (act) for the job you truly want!
phoneymouse, Murphy suffers from bird brain
Evil_Shrubbery, Chickens gonna chicken.
CryptidBestiary, Hey cut him some slack. He just wanted to be a father really bad. Often male eagles will assist in taking turns brooding the eggs with the mothers and many other parental duties
summerof69, In his heart, he’s an orange cat.
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