Illuminostro

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Illuminostro,

An offense to everything Good and Right. Off with their head.

Illuminostro,

“Here is your shit pie, Your Grace. I regret nothing.”

Illuminostro,

Wait until you learn about the CEO of Goodwill bragging about all the idiots who give him free shit to sell.

Why Didn't Democrats Do More When They Controlled Both Houses of Legislature, The White House, and The Supreme Court During Obama's First Term?

I’ve been wondering for a bit why during the time the Democrats controlled the legislature, executive, and judicial branches during Obama’s first term in 2008 more wasn’t accomplished. Shouldn’t that have been the opportunity to make Row V Way law and fix the electoral college? I understand the recession was going on but...

Illuminostro, (edited )

A guy I know at my local bar likes to brag about the fist fights he was in in his 20’s. He’s 53. He also brags he’s had 13 concussions.

Recently, he was parroting anti trans shit from Fox. I asked him why he was afraid of trans people.

He said “I ain’t afraid if those f&_$&tts!”

I said “Yes, you are. If you weren’t, you wouldn’t think about them at all.”

He didn’t like that.

Illuminostro,

I asked him if it was true that you had to suck 14 dicks a day for 88 days straight to be a true Aryan.

Illuminostro,

“Then he gave his business card. I looked at the subtle off- white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even had a watermark. He then excused himself to return some video tapes.”

Illuminostro,

The Grand Temple of Mammon.

Illuminostro,

“Aha, haha, HHHAAAHHHHAAAA!”

Illuminostro,

My ADHD is so severe that I flunked out of high school even though I was placed in all college prep and AP classes. My parents were both born in the 1930’s, so their solution was ground me. For four years. I had no idea what was wrong with me, and by the 10th grade I was convinced I was stupid. Then after high school I found the joys of self-medicating with alcohol and cocaine. I literally wasted 20+ years drifting from manual labor job to manual labor job, and staying trashed on the weekends. I used to be angry about it, now I’m just sad. Things could have been different. Now I’m too old, too tired, and too unemployable to care anymore. Thank Fat Baby Jeebus I never had children.

Illuminostro,

“LATEST TREND: LIBCUCK ZOOKEEPERS TURN EAGLE GAY!”

Illuminostro,

Why are you here trolling when you could be spending your daddy’s money?

Illuminostro,

My favorite is “I Swullod A Snale N Got Dain Bramage.”

Illuminostro,

You are aware that if you live in a city, or even close to a city, that the water you drink out of the faucet has been pissed in, shit in, jizzed in, bled in, and exposed to countless drugs, right?

Illuminostro,

The Golden Rule: Those that have the gold make the rules.

Illuminostro,

And there it is: a concentration camp/gulag for political “undesirables.”

Still think The Republican Party politicians ain’t literal fucking Nazis?

Fuck Putin, by the way.

Illuminostro,

A narcissistic rage shit fit. They were probably the first target he noticed in that moment.

Illuminostro,

“HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, BARBARA! HAVE FUN FINDING ANOTHER JOB AFTER YOU SIGNED THAT NDA! CHECKMATE, YOU WOKE PEASANT CUNT!”

r/The_Donald helped radicalize users into far-right identities and discourse – Active users on r/The_Donald increasingly used white nationalist vocabularies in their comments within three months. (journals.sagepub.com)

I know most people that were on reddit at the time are fully aware of this and won’t be surprised but don’t dismiss the findings out of hand. It’s important that studies are being conducted and the fact that the finding match our lived experience is still noteworthy.

Illuminostro,

"Then Jake Logan came to me with tears in his eyes, saying “Sir, may I suck your dick?”

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