BreadOven, This whole message is an edit. I had originally posted the screen cap that this post was referencing…I didn’t read the title and thought the screen cap was just a coincidence.
Moral of the story: read the title before posting. Haha.
Thcdenton, I’d still make room for him. Hop on in buddy.
Crackhappy, 
Snuggle buddy for life!
Thcdenton, 🥰
fossilesque, 
Drake
MonkderDritte, Thanks no, he snores.
ComradeR, No problem for me! But I’m farting a lot today. I hope Kevin don’t mind it…
FlyingSquid, 
Those of us on Ten Forward have our own Kevin. A better Kevin. A Kevin we all wish we could be.
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/59224f74-1d41-440d-b0f3-b5e8614e0b9c.png
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, 
Kevin I’m trying to sleep you can sing in the morning
FlyingSquid, Kevin sings when Kevin wants.
Nom, 451966
Feathercrown, That’s a cool looking dog
sxan, 
You look cold, Kevin. Hop into bed; it’s warm under the covers. No hanky-panky, mind you! I’m a married man.
GluWu, Hey Kevin, come to my house, we can hanky-panky.
stoicmaverick, Hey Kev-o! I’m not playing games over here. I got a nice, soft butthole waiting for you whenever you’re ready. Lube’s in the top shelf.
GluWu, FUCK ME IN THE ASS, KEVIN.
stoicmaverick, *runs, screaming, backwards, directly at Kevin, while holding my anus open with my fingers.
sxan, This thread went in an unexpectedly 4chan direction really fast.
stoicmaverick, No. If this was /b/ somebody would have posted a webm of somebody getting their face cut off by now, probably followed by porn. We’re safe.
distantsounds, There is a cleaning fee to consider, Kevin
paddirn, Kevin gonna be makin’ me nut all over the place.
fl42v, That’s kinda what I’ve imagined as well
PhlubbaDubba, At least he doesn’t have his great and mighty vampire wizard gun!
DenizEfe, Hear me out
Daxter101, I really just need someone, anyone to cuddle.
DenizEfe, He looks breedable
Sunsethughes, Those fingers though
someguy3, Luckily a door will stop him.
protist, But…he’s already through the door…
stoicmaverick, Not my butthole door.
valid,
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