stoicmaverick

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An 8 Gauge Industrial Shotgun - Ringblaster (lemmy.world)

“The [Winchester] Ringblaster® Industrial tool is a heavy-duty shooting apparatus that is designed for multiple industrial applications. The industrial tool is coupled with our specialized Ringblaster® Mount system which has a precision weight balanced construction that helps maintain bull’s-eye accuracy, with...

stoicmaverick,

Hey now. Be grateful for what you have. I work as a nurse in a long-term care nursing home, and we don’t get to use industrial shotguns at all there.

stoicmaverick,

No. It’s just that “Industrial Shotgun” is my new favorite two word pairing that I’ve ever heard. It just recently overtook a weapon from an old Xbox 360 space game which had a ship where you could equip something called a “Chain Bazooka”

stoicmaverick,

They know what they did…

stoicmaverick,

sitting cross-legged on the floor in front of you with my apple juice “How did you get urgent security and application updates Grandpa?”

stoicmaverick,

Well, maybe if that 19 year old furry had spent a little more/less time on their eye makeup, it wouldn’t be so upsetting to look at.

stoicmaverick,

I wouldn’t say that I’m, like, INTO carrots or anything, but I’d try a carrot if the moment felt right… And nobody I know would possibly find out that I tried one obviously.

stoicmaverick,

You’re a monster…

stoicmaverick,

Does this allow for easy upgrades and/or are there any issues with local storage? I used to run it about an age and a half ago, but I’ve recently wanted to spin an instance back up for a few reasons. These things change so fast, I looked away and now I’m out of the loop.

stoicmaverick,

Thanks. Might do that this weekend.

stoicmaverick,

It mostly always just bothered me that a parsec is a unit of distance that relies on the Earth’s specific orbital distance around the sun. The Faraway Galaxy of Star Wars would have no way to measure how far a parsec is.

stoicmaverick,

Yes it does. I’m given to understand that they also translate the film into the primary language of the region when it is shown in other countries as well. Why do you ask?

stoicmaverick,

I can track that though. Almost every culture on Earth has a concept of “The Bad Place” that it’s possible to go after you die. I have always been meaning to check and see if the race that Luke Skywalker is, is referred to as human in canon, and if Canon has anything to say about why they look exactly like us. I suppose I could look for myself on Wookiepedia, but I know as soon as I open that website, I’m not getting anything else done today.

stoicmaverick,

I know you think what you just said makes sense, but it doesn’t.

stoicmaverick,

That’s cool. Thanks. I haven’t read almost any of the expanded universe stuff, but at some point I’m going to have to delve into it. My favorite part though, is the fact that a large percentage of Star wars fans, are also both professional and casual science nerds, so there are officially accepted orbital periods, and gravitational constants for basically every single planet.

stoicmaverick,

That’s right. I forgot about that.

stoicmaverick,

Hey Kev-o! I’m not playing games over here. I got a nice, soft butthole waiting for you whenever you’re ready. Lube’s in the top shelf.

stoicmaverick,

Not my butthole door.

stoicmaverick,

*runs, screaming, backwards, directly at Kevin, while holding my anus open with my fingers.

stoicmaverick,

No. If this was /b/ somebody would have posted a webm of somebody getting their face cut off by now, probably followed by porn. We’re safe.

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