CAPTCHA presented me with an ethical dilemma
Mr_Blott, Tried eating a piano once but it tasted a bit sharp
Seven, 
A piano is edible if you are willing enough
VanillaGorilla, You probably didn't age it enough. Or try simmering it in wine with honey for some hours.
hawdini, 
I tried to come up with a witty reply, but sadly that's not my forte.
DreamerOfImprobableDreams, (edited ) 
Me too. Honestly, the whole experience fell flat for me.
4am, 
Remember to use the tuning fork, not the salad fork.
KingGordon, Me too. The flavor left me flat.
SpaceCadet, It gave me A minor indigestion.
FiskFisk33, I mean this guy ate a cessna 150
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito
BarrelAgedBoredom, “Monsieur Mouth” Nice.
tentphone, List of unusual items consumed
At least:[3][8][12]
- 45 door hinges
- 18 bicycles
- 15 shopping carts
- 7 TV sets
- 6 chandeliers
- 2 beds
- 1 pair of skis
- 1 computer
- 1 Cessna 150 light aircraft
- 1 waterbed (full of water)
- 500 metres (1,600 ft) of steel chain at once
- 1 coffin (with handles)
- 1 Guinness award plaque
banksymimosa, “Lotito holds the record for the ‘strangest diet’ in the Guinness Book of Records. He was awarded a brass plaque by the publishers to commemorate his abilities. He ate his award.”
Guster, Had it ask me to pick animals - and there were pictures of chicken wings in there lol
Wild_Mastic, I mean it was an animal once
curiosityLynx, Maybe it had seen The Wing Or The Thigh (original language title L'aile ou la cuisse, starring Louis de Funès) and deduced that they're artificial.
Wild_Mastic, I mean it was an animal once
Qwazpoi, Missed opportunity for joke about eating pussy, although that term is probably what would cause the algorithm to do this to begin with
alertsleeper, The pianos are right there my guy
OddFed, 
Is this some omni meme I'm too vegan to understand?
zazaserty, 
That piano be looking tasty tho
nei7jc, 
It says “can”, not “should”
aeternum, /m/cateatingvegans amirite
eodur, This gets considerably more confusing after watching a few episodes of “Is It Cake?”
iRyu, This legitimately told me I was wrong after I clicked all the burgers
archonet, It knows the true nutritional value found in your average baby grand piano.
Otome-chan, 
just for clarification, it's actually asking you to find the content that matches the example picture. the phrasing in the text is obfuscation to avoid saying "hamburger" or whatever.
Amanduh, The bottom right cat looks like it came from a furry hentai game on steam
Kodachrome, 
Ugh even the best piano is way too stringy for my tastes. That thing in the middle row looks like an organ. It should be easy enough to find someone to eat your organ.
Curious_Canid, 
I'm just glad they said "can" and not "would".
I'm also vegan, which would add another layer of complication. I can't eat the piano if those are real ivory keys. ;-)
ioabmfuscated, 
There's also one like "select all pictures with animals". I was like uhm technically...
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