Think anyone would notice?
RVGamer06, (edited )
- NONONONONO I HAVE TO STAY EUROPEAN I DONT WANNA LOSE GDPR RIGHTS
- That would be a bane for our Sicilian friends
Cosmicomical, I was about to say that florida can keep their fascist regime, then i remembered that italy is going for a second round as well, so…
Jake_Farm, 
This made me realize that Florida is a penis.
LaVacaMariposa, As someone that lives in Florida, would we go over to Europe or do we stay here in the new Italian location?
SocialMediaRefugee, This sort of thing always makes me think of this Bugs Bunny scene
nyoooom, Corsica is now under the sea
No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston, Have to crack some eggs if you want an omelete.
nyoooom, Omelette du fromage
Llewellyn, Didi!!
Alexstarfire,
Syrc, NO GOD PLEASE NO
Being in the EU is like the one good part of the Italian government, if you take that out I guarantee we’ll somehow manage to be even worse neighbors than Florida
where_am_i, Likewise. Having trump and orban derail EU together is my worst nightmare. Please, keep an eye on your Florida. Don’t let it sh1t in my backyard.
MasterNerd, Counterpoint: I want authentic Italian food
Syrc, Then come to Italy (or rather: go to France or Austria near the border so you can enjoy Italian food without actually dealing with living in Italy)
Honytawk, Well you see, Florida would have to adapt to EU rules or lose all the EU funding.
And we don’t tolerate POS like DeSantis.
So give it time, and it will all settle like it is now.
frezik, You say that, but Berlusconi was Prime Minister of Italy for a long time.
bad_alloc, Trade Offer:
You receive: Alligators, Meth
You Give: Debt, Mafia
XTornado, At least with the Alligators you can negotiate.
deaf_fish, No one is happy. That is how you know you have reached a compromise.
YashaB, Well thank you, but no thank you.
We got enough conservatives as it is.
Sincerely
Your would-be neighbour
icepuncher69, This is applicable to both of them, WTF.
buzz86us, That would be awesome… A Mecca for rednecks/Republicans replaced by walkable cities, a nice countryside, vibrant communities, lovely cafes, and awesome pizza. When does the work begin lol
Aceticon, Yeah, but the Balkans have enough problems already and don’t need that shit.
Maybe make it an island?!
The_Picard_Maneuver, 
Florida is already attaching floaties to their beaches. It’ll be on the way soon!
SirHery, You take Italy and we sink Florida in the Atlantic. Then it’s a deal
FleetingTit, 
Yes! I don’t want Florida in europe!
r3df0x, Why is Italy a penis?
mechoman444, I live in Georgia USA I’ve been to FL way too many times Europe doesn’t deserve this.
RGB3x3, It’s amazing how quickly it turns to shit on I-75 S when you cross the border. You can just feel the nastiness.
mechoman444, Meth production triples in Europe in just weeks of Florida’s arrival!
balderdash9, It’s the perfect plan
https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/ecd6d7fb-4e7e-4278-88a4-653d87b991a0.webp
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