FlyingSquid, 
“We know a remote farm in Lincolnshire where Mrs. Buckley lives…”
captnanonymous, “Rosebud frozen peas. Full of country goodness and green peaness.”
SatansMaggotyCumFart, Oh I thought you meant the other type of rosebud.
samus12345, 
“Wait, that’s terrible! I quit! Just a handful for the road…mmm! Oh, what luck, there’s a french fry stuck in my beard! Oh, yeah!”
psud, Am I to believe that a sled froze these peas?
Milk_Sheikh,
RenegadeTwister, deleted_by_author
diegooooooo, 
When I’m having a rough day I watch this: m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvxwf1jxdaM&si=VTL5YJ48…
PowerGloveSoBad, AaaaAAAAAaaaAHHHhhhh the French
amansman, Mmmm, frozen peas.
Bhaelfur, 
I read this in Maurice LaMarche’s voice
samus12345, Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
amansman, Oh what luck! There’s a french fry in my beard.
altima_neo, 
They’re even better RAW!
Diabolo96, A roasted pig is just a pig that lost an improve rap battle.
123nope567, An improve rap battle is just a shelf help group gone awry
gmtom, A shelf help group is really just a handymane service.
Viking_Hippie, Wait until he hears about chickens and their steaks…
psud, The steak fried by bacon is so much better
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