Oreos set to replace communion wafers.

some_guy, 3 months ago

This is one of the best memes I’ve seen all year.

vrojak, 3 months ago

I'm replaying Deus Ex right now, and I'm baffled the devs forgot to include this

don, 3 months ago

Wait, so christians couldn’t figure this out? Guess we’re the new christians, kids.

211, 3 months ago

There are also 12 templar crosses. I did not find an anagram for “OREO” in Latin, nor is it “INRI” transposed directly in alphabet, but there might be something to force there. Both being four-letter words with same beginning and end and all.

Albatross2724, 3 months ago

The body of Christ: black on the outside, white on the inside

JudahBenHur, 3 months ago

slow clap

Dove9848, 3 months ago

Damnit…now I just want to eat some Oreos.

blazera, 3 months ago

We gotta replace the wine with milk.

Which has some concerning implications

Apeman42, 3 months ago

What’s to question? The lord clearly has a sweet set of big mommy milkers. Was this not made clear by the phrase “Jesus tittyfucking Christ”?

MrJameGumb, 3 months ago

The body of Christ now has a sweet creamy center just like me!

tacosanonymous, 3 months ago

You’re ready to let Jesus inside you.

AnonWyo, 3 months ago

“Jesus is coming!”

I damn well hope so. He’s been edging for 2,000 years.

jabathekek, 3 months ago

The rapture is starting to smell very sticky.

Da_Boom, 3 months ago

But it’s gonna feel… Incredible.

jabathekek, 3 months ago

From the moment I understood the weakness of my bread, it disgusted me. I craved the energy and sweetness of sugar.

AdmiralShat, 3 months ago

The Omnomnomissiah?

Andonno, 3 months ago

I aspired to the purity of simple carbs.
Your kind, cling to their complex carbohydrates. As though they will not break down and fatten you. One day the diet you call balanced will starve you, and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved…

Because sucrose is eternal.

Even in death I serve the Nomnissiah.