some_guy

@some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org

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some_guy,

Start a youtube channel. You’ll be raking in money via Patreon in no time. Try to team up with the raw-meat steroid shithead to increase viewership.

some_guy,

Wtf, do I have to spell it out? It’s just like how teachers can go to jail for mentioning their same-sex partner. If that doesn’t spell freedumb, I don’t know how else to explain it to you. And tracking pregnancies? How could you get any freer?!

some_guy,

“Confronted with the evidence, Kramer admitted that he commissioned the call, but he insisted he only did it to prompt stricter regulations of AI deep fakes.”

I only broke into the bank vault to prove we need stronger bank vaults.

some_guy,

Look, the most important voices are the non-scholastic billionaire donors. Why would you care about the opinions of those engaged in pedagogy? This is a business, not a school!

some_guy,

We have no room for rhetorical questions here. Please move along.

This is like asking if they lied about roe v wade during conf hearings.

some_guy,

Silly human. You used earthling mathematics. On Mars (where Lonnie is from), physics works a different way. See? Lonnie is the genius all his sycophants say he is.

some_guy,

Any settement that doesn’t penalize non-reactive cops is too little, imo.

some_guy,

The corruption is great enough that he was able to climb it step by step to a potential high office. People like this are disgraceful.

some_guy,

I can’t imagine there’s never a scenario where the teacher says “See you Monday,” on a Friday. I think this is fiction.

some_guy,

She even stored them upside down. Treacherous shithead.

You might need to have read other stuff to get this joke. It’s not my job to provide backstory.

some_guy,

I’ve long accepted that if / when we reach the point of a fascist state rounding people up, my name will be on those lists due to my internet history. I’m just counting on the fascists needing a bit of time to get organized as I flee. Hope I’m right.

some_guy,

We were there, too. At night next to a playground. Lotsa good but also lotsa boring memories there.

some_guy,

Meh. I’d be less ok with it if massively-wealthy people weren’t able to skirt taxes in life. Maybe get rid of it for people under a certain means. But even better, make the wealthy pay their fair share while they’re alive.

some_guy,

Wow, what a huge fuckup. Thanks for the link.

some_guy,

Today you earned a gold star. Good job!

some_guy,

I could have deposited the minimum amount, but she probably sensed that if I was told that it had to be more, I might choose not to open the account after all.

some_guy,

It was caught on video when she got kicked out of a musical. I think it was Beatlejuice (sp?) but you can find it without the title of the performance.

some_guy,

I guess there’s wordplay that I’m not spotting.

some_guy,

Why didn’t I think of that? This is a game changer!

some_guy,

Apologies to donkeys. How about a howler monkey?

some_guy,

All right, you surpassed my expectations. Well done.

some_guy,

Stupid people don’t get sarcasm if you don’t spell it out for them. Some nutbag accused the two of being in a sexual relationship and Lonnie replied, “Interesting if true.” That’s who I hate so much, you daft dorks. Lonnie.

Sometimes I’m just too subtle about my sarcasm for the internet but I’m sick of having to spell it out.

some_guy,

No, but I find that hilarious and on brand.

some_guy,

Before, I believe. But I wouldn’t put it past her to repeat both as many times as possible, thus the question becomes a time paradox and wouldn’t you know it the universe implodes.

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