That’s a really selfish thing to do to all the students who are celebrating their achievement, not to mention her twelve year old kid. Off yourself in a way that won’t traumatize the people you leave behind. Holy shit.
If they’ve interviewed the formerly underage woman he’s thought to have banged, they should already know what’s what. I don’t understand what they’re doing.
Day 1, panicked cry for helpHello, I hope it’s ok to not post a picture, I’m quite a mess right now. I lack sleep, and I’m stressed, and just stopping panicking, lying down to write this and sleep. I just brought home, on somewhat of a whim, the goodest and most communicative little boy cat from the street (he looks around...
I had two males where one had been established and they didn’t become buds until we moved to a new place and both were on neutral ground. It’s not very practical, but it worked like a charm. That’s not why we moved. Just a nice side effect.
Five requests with regard to my eventual death September 10, 2021
If it happens that my death occurred in some public place, there is to be no ersatz memorial created on that location comprised of teddy bears, mylar balloons, or terrible poems written on posterboard in pink Magic Marker™. This is very, very important.
If you choose to have any kind of service “memorializing” me, there will be no use of the phrase “looking down on us.”
At no time is any outraged friend or family member to appear in public looking indignant and holding up a framed photograph of me.
If you refer to anything I’ve ever done as “brave,” “courageous,” or “special,” I will personally come back from the grave and shit angry ghost turds in your coffee pot.
If the resources exist and the weather is fine, I’d prefer to have my remains torn asunder by vicious dogs while “Tusk” is performed by an enthusiastic high school marching band.
Oh, Margie! Not again! I want you to be a success! I want you to carry the biggest guns and drown your enemies in the swamp! Can you please be a little bit crazier but in ways that don’t get you snubbed by your party? OH MARGIE!
Just watched the new docu on Netflix about Neanderthals. Wow, you nailed it. She must have been frozen in a sheet of ice for a long time like Encino Man. Oh hell, now I’ve dated myself. For the young, it’s a stupid movie from a long time ago. I think Sam (of Frodo fame) was in it. And another dude who you’d recognize. And a third dude who was popular for about ten seconds.
A former Florida police captain with a long history of civilian complaints, including false arrests and harassment, has joined the state’s state guard under governor Ron DeSantis....
During a two-year inquiry into Ortiz’s conduct, witnesses alleged that Ortiz engaged in “pattern of abuse and bias against minorities, particularly African-Americans”, and previously cyber-stalked and doxxed people who complained against him or other officers, the Herald reported.
Sounds like a perfect fit for ole’ Ronnie-boy.
Ortiz’s hiring raises additional concerns as the Florida state guard is reportedly being trained as an armed, combat-ready militia under DeSantis’s command versus a disaster relief agency, according to military veteran recruits who have quit the state guard training program.
Fascist fuck is looking forward to brutalizing anyone he doesn’t like.
Democratic Sen. Jon Tester to back GOP-championed Laken Riley Act (abcnews.go.com)
House Republicans are preparing legislation to sanction International Criminal Court officials as a "precaution" against potential arrest warrants of Israeli officials, Axios has learned. (www.axios.com)
Eagle-eyed viewers may have noticed this (lemmy.world)
Trump is an Oxford man (lemmy.world)
‘Failing act of political theater’: Greene ostracized after Johnson ouster push (www.politico.com)
Why tho
One of Sencha's boxes broke. Should I repair it or get him a new one? (lemmy.ca)
Trump Media investor convicted of insider trading ahead of merger (abcnews.go.com)
New bill aims to limit harmful heavy metals found in baby food (www.cnn.com)
Chicago Man is ungovernable (lemmy.world)
Catholic Group Defrocks AI Priest After It Gave Strange Answers (futurism.com)
I used resume spammers to apply for 120 jobs. Chaos ensued. (www.businessinsider.com)
What a beautiful flower (lemmy.world)
Oh, mania... (lemmy.world)
University of Barcelona's senate votes in favor of pro-Palestine protesters requests (www.catalannews.com)
Students have been camping in the building protesting university's ties with Israel...
Mom’s Fatal Fall at Ohio State Graduation Was No Accident: Coroner (www.thedailybeast.com)
DOJ ‘Stonewalling’ House Ethics Committee Probe of Matt Gaetz (www.thedailybeast.com)
Uuhhh... help with new cat meeting old cat, or soothe me please
Day 1, panicked cry for helpHello, I hope it’s ok to not post a picture, I’m quite a mess right now. I lack sleep, and I’m stressed, and just stopping panicking, lying down to write this and sleep. I just brought home, on somewhat of a whim, the goodest and most communicative little boy cat from the street (he looks around...
Abortion restrictions increase risk of intimate partner homicide, study finds (www.salon.com)
Google employees questioned leadership about cost cuts, layoffs and “morale” issues following the company’s better-than-expected first-quarter earnings report. (www.cnbc.com)
Rip Striker 2000-2024 😭 (lemmy.world)
House quickly rejects Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene's effort to remove Speaker Johnson from office (apnews.com)
GOP lawmaker claims KKK is ‘the military wing of the Democratic Party’ in closed door meeting ahead of antisemitism hearing (www.cnn.com)
Florida ex-cop with ‘patterns of abuse and bias’ joins DeSantis’s state guard (www.theguardian.com)
A former Florida police captain with a long history of civilian complaints, including false arrests and harassment, has joined the state’s state guard under governor Ron DeSantis....