slurpeesoforion, Three out of four ain’t bad.
STRIKINGdebate2, 
Wow. You’ve got me.
MadBob, Those people are actually less than two foot tall.
budgard, 
Wait… I don’t enjoy my interests.
chalk46, how the hell does gobshite like this get 500+ upvotes
NickwithaC, 
This is literally the shitpost community.
isolatedscotch, bonus point: You were born at the age of 0 years
dopeshark, 
Also naked 💀
ArmokGoB, Am I being doxxed?
Jackcooper, I feel so seen
MeDuViNoX, People with anhedonia: No, I don’t think I will.
Cryophilia, 2meirl4meirl
ICastFist, 
Gasp
How did you get so much right about me? Are you a wizard?
Tixanou, 
That is so me
FiniteBanjo, Holy shit, I’m white?! I can go jogging!
trashgirlfriend, By being white you are actually contractually bound to go jogging by blood
FiniteBanjo, As a white person, I feel the need to arbitrate these contractual obligations and negotiate more favorable terms.
BroccoLemuria, And also around 2 feet tall! :)
MargotRobbie, 
Wait a minute, I know her, that’s the woman who’s responsible for causing all the problem in my life!
I’ll bet she’s posting something really dumb on the Internet right now.
Pinklink, I loved you in Slaughterhouse Rulez
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, She’s still smug after being Time Person of the Year in 2006.
hperrin, Born at least once
Extreme fetishists: Finally, some representation.
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