dumbass,
@dumbass@lemy.lol avatar

https://lemy.lol/pictrs/image/08ef61bb-8599-4c00-bbb3-471363db45eb.jpegI got midjourney to make this to see if it could make a realistic photo of the crucifixion, I should start telling Christians that it’s a still taken from the Chronovisor the Vatican has hidden away.

postmateDumbass,

Needs more dinosaur

prayer,

Those shadows don’t make sense

Spendrill,

When you’ve got someone saying things like: “I am the light” clearly we’re beyond the particle/waveform level of confusion.

Socsa,

Elbows are too sharp

SuddenDownpour,

Amazing that he has the skin tone of a Scandinavian who has never felt the touch of sunlight in his bones.

Etterra,

The model is only as knowledgeable as its training data.

Macaroni_ninja,
@Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world avatar

The left guy is wearing a bike helmet though

postmateDumbass,

Taken from a screenshot of 1970s Jesus Christ Superstar movie.

Empricorn,

The buses weren’t running that day.

Flax_vert,

Actually a really good AI picture

Krauerking,

Which part?

The ropes going nowhere? The weird perspective? The incredibly elongated forearm? Or the fact that it’s a white Jesus that looks like a carving which isn’t at all accurate?

Klear,

Mainly the weird perspective. Makes it look like a shitty old photo which I like.

Flax_vert,

It looks like a real scene from a film at first glance

pipows,
@pipows@lemmy.today avatar

This is impressive

dejected_warp_core,

Did you choose the 1960’s style color processing, or did midjourney?

Chronovisor the Vatican has hidden away.

I never once considered that the Vatican might have actual powerful artifacts and/or SCP-level objects tucked away.

dumbass,
@dumbass@lemy.lol avatar

I asked it for a colourised photo jounalistic footage, it decided that style. .

That throne the pope has feels like some sort of SCP.

dejected_warp_core,

I asked it for a colourised photo jounalistic footage, it decided that style. .

Nice. I’ll have to remember that prompt. That’s useful.

That throne the pope has feels like some sort of SCP.

(now you’re speaking my language)

Either it’s a psychic amplifier of some kind and/or the throne itself is the inanimate-yet-sentient head of the papacy. Either way, The Vatican has it “contained” but the SCP Foundation does not approve of their methods.

dumbass, (edited )
@dumbass@lemy.lol avatar

Yeah that prompts pretty good at getting a slice of life style photo with what ever weird thing you’ve added, it also helps to look into what film stock and camera people used to take cool photos, it’s pretty good at replicating film stocks and lense sizes.

I like seeing what alternate reality photography it can make

SpiceDealer,
@SpiceDealer@lemmy.world avatar

Jesus had a underdeveloped Siamese twin?

Dozzi92,
@Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

It developed just fine, those are some nice extra legs Jesus has.

SOB_Van_Owen,

How many sets of footprints in the sand??

chemicalprophet,

OG Bootstrapper

Etterra,

So are we all ignoring how the hand holding up the leg (not both, just the one). Is growing right out of the same leg it’s allegedly supporting?

jol,

There’s some lesson here about Jesus being a little selfish, or maybe about Jesus pulling Himself up to help others, or something like that.

RagingRobot,

That’s why he’s looking at it so intensely with his one eye

nl4real,

Why were the bus drivers all on the same bus?

EdibleFriend, (edited )
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

How else are the bus drivers gonna get to the bus store.

NGC2346,

JESU

Kase,

24

postmateDumbass,

Too traumatized, Jesus evolved away from virgin birth, but his demonstration of asexual reproduction was interupted by another flood.

son_named_bort,

Save me Jebus!

Socsa,

OPEN YOUR MINDSSSS

boatsnhos931,

I imagine the prompt being like show Jesus carrying his two penis legs through floodwaters

thorbot,

Why is “two penis legs” making me laugh so fucking hard

Klear,

It’s funny because penis.

MyNamesNotRobert,

I liked it when people were posting ai pictures of Jesus stealing ipads and shoplifting and stuff.

ElectricTrombone,
@ElectricTrombone@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe the people on your Facebook are also AI/bots. It’s just one big circle of bots posted altered photos and responding to them.

dejected_warp_core, (edited )

the feed is full of those AI Jesus pictures like this and thousands of comments saying “Amen”.

I’m worried. Should I be worried?

2000+ years ago, literature didn’t exist in the way it does today. A book was only writable/readable to those that were literate, whom were in the overwhelming minority. I can appreciate how such an incomprehensible thing, said to contain the very word of god, might be considered practically magic in its own right. Today, all that’s demystified mostly because nearly all of us understand that writing is just a form of technology, and learn so as small children.

Now, we have a brand new incomprehensible thing that can churn out religious iconography with the push of a button.

Skullgrid,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

propaganda always existed. People have pictures of white & blonde jesus in their homes. Jesus was midde eastern. Didn’t need AI for that.

iiGxC,

Jesus playing centaur like luffy with kinemons legs

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