I'm not a drunk. I'm just living clean.
ulterno, 
Go for 99.9% pure Industrial Isopropyl Alcohol for fastest results.
Freestylesno, No, you need to drink for the buffalo effect. Drinking kills the slow cells in your body so only the strong ones survive.
Batting1000, It would have to be Everclear, and of a high proof.
some_guy, I had a sophomoric urge to get smashed day-drinking. It’s the kind of urge I typically (always) ignore. But I think you just changed my mind. Glug glug glug…
Kusimulkku, Way ahead of you buddy
Etterra, Meh, this is a problem that will solve itself.
random_character_a, 
Found this on Truth Social?
Etterra, Doubt it; those idiots would probably advocate for using turpentine instead.
Disclaimer that shouldn’t be necessary but probably is: DON’T DRINK TURPENTINE.
Poppa_Mo, Don’t drink too much turpentine.*
oo1, drink purplewie instrad
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hector, Drink lean
HootinNHollerin, RIP Pimp C
jeffw, Misleading. Most alcohol you drink isn’t strong enough to sanitize. You need to buy Everclear. And it has to be the 190 proof stuff
DancingBear, I have some snake oil that goes down a lot easier I must say
jeffw, Easier than 190 proof alcohol? Lies, nothing goes down as easily
tal, 
Most patent medicine, from whence the “snake oil” term originates, was in significant part ethanol.
gimpchrist, 
If you drink it with apple juice it’s really nice
… and now that I think about it, apples keep doctors away so like… double points or whatever
jeffw, Doctors hate this one simple trick!
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