Zamboniman,
@Zamboniman@lemmy.ca avatar

…Kernel patch at age 4. Sigh… What have I done with my life?

SpaceNoodle,

The Internet didn’t even exist when I was four, let alone Linux, so I don’t feel so bad.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Well, you shoulda been working on ARPANET then, slacker!

kilgore_trout,

You can start now!


I am no developer, but I’ve submitted my first patch a few months ago.

It simply added my laptop to a list of quirks, in order to make the microphone work.

Bizarroland,
Bizarroland avatar

You done fucked up from the moment you turned 5. That's where you went wrong. You should have just stopped getting older

shaulliv,
@shaulliv@lemmy.world avatar

she’s going to one of those mythical 20 yo with 15 years of experience 😉

Fizz,
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

No matter how many times I read this I have no idea what’s going on. Can someone explain this like I’m 3

fubo,

She spotted that there was a missing - in the underline for a heading in a piece of documentation, and her parent helped her submit a fix.

Prismey,

A girl read documentation and see that all the titles are underlined with -, but one of the letter isn’t underlined like the others (that’s the lonely s). Then she asks the person doing the commit to fix it and they fix it together.

jsveiga,

See the first red box in the documentation text? The underline dashes don’t go up to the last letter (s).

4 year old girl said the “s” was sad because of that, uncle submitted a patch to fix that, and it was accepted.

lameJake,

No no the uncle submitted the patch. The girl did. He helped her though.

ipsirc,
@ipsirc@lemmy.ml avatar

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/ef970b96-1577-43ac-9382-5561aafc32bf.png

So, is it her gmail account, while the minimum age for registration is 13 years? And why does she write about herself in the singular 3rd person?

whodoctor11,

There was a time when there was no minimum age for Gmail registration, as the registration process didn’t ask for your date of birth. Even if there was a limit at that time, no one ever lied about their age in an account registration?

redawl,

The first red box shows that the dotted line underneith the text doesn’t go all the way to the s in the text above. In the other red box, the dotted line goes all the way.

The neice submitted a patch to add the missing line.

Infamousblt,
@Infamousblt@hexbear.net avatar

The line of code (well, documentation in the code) used to look like something like this (I’m not sure if this formatting will work on mobile, sorry):

The code ends with an s

----------------------

And after her changes it looks like this:

The code ends with an s

------------------------

See how I added an extra - in that second line? That makes the S happier because now it also has a - below it like all the other letters. This also just generally makes that line more consistent with other spots in the code. So it’s not a bad change. It doesn’t do anything really but making your code format nice, easy to read, and consistent is usually important in programming so although it doesn’t do anything tangible it’s still a valuable change!

MJBrune,

So in the documentation they had


<span style="color:#323232;">1.9 Ext4 file system parameters
</span><span style="color:#323232;">------------------------------
</span>

As you can see the ‘s’ doesn’t get a ‘-’ under it. So they changed the documentation to:


<span style="color:#323232;">1.9 Ext4 file system parameters
</span><span style="color:#323232;">-------------------------------
</span>

so the ‘s’ in parameters gets a dash under it.

this seems to be the standard as everywhere else the dashes go for the same length of characters as the above line. Example:


<span style="color:#323232;">2.0 /proc/consoles
</span><span style="color:#323232;">------------------
</span>

The little girl said the ‘s’ in parameters is sad because it didn’t get the dash under it and it was all alone. So they added the dash.

Happy_Harry,

Somewhere, somehow, this is going to break something lol

SpaceCadet,
@SpaceCadet@feddit.nl avatar

It’s almost 9 years ago, I think we’re good.

sunbeam60,

I reckon we can still mine it for karma for another couple of years…

delnac,

This is just adorable. Poor s!

dino,

I don’t know, this feels cringe on some levels…(parents)

FumpyAer,
@FumpyAer@hexbear.net avatar

Nope, I was smiling like a maniac the whole time I was reading. Reject cynicism 😀

alcamtar,

Can a 4-yr old legally consent to the copyright assignment?

Da_Boom,
@Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

No but the parents can on her behalf

RegalPotoo,
@RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

Why wouldn’t they be?

MellowSnow,

Lol because they’re 4

Atemu,
@Atemu@lemmy.ml avatar

Which copyright assignment?

A bunch of = aren’t copyrightable but even if they were, the child would retain the copyright.

MNByChoice,

Some problems just need a fresh pair of eyes. Sometimes literally.

LastYearsPumpkin,

(งツ)ว

SIGSEGV,

Ah, yes, totally not written by one of her parents. I hate this kind of crap. She noticed that it wasn’t underlined, and they did the rest. Why is this news? No 4-yo. spells “tragedy”.

“Look how special my kid is, everyone!!”

charles,

I would normally be inclined to agree but this isn’t one of those “omg I just had the most intelligent conversation with my 4-yo today”.

It’s clearly someone sharing their hobby/job with their niece, and what better way to do that than by including them in a practical aspect. It also literally says they “helped her as she’s 4 years old”.

You commenting is only bringing more attention to the post by increasing the comment count so maybe reevaluate your approach in the future if you’re so against wholesome content.

SIGSEGV, (edited )

Agreed. Sorry. I often hear this kind of stuff IRL from my relatives, so I might be prejudiced.

People bragging about their kids is irritating. However, I hope the girl ends up being a Linux guru :-)

demlet,

I would like to request a patch to the patch request. The submitter describes the dashes as equal signs and it’s really bugging me.

DarkThoughts,

I frankly have to very much agree with her.

untemperedsteel,

@ken27238 Actually great, it is good to see young people trying to help with a project.

db2,

This better get backported with high priority.

TrustingZebra,

I just noticed it’s from 2014.

Blizzard,

Breaking News at msn.com: “Linux uses child labour!”

SomethingBurger,

Unpaid child labour!

rustyricotta,

Oh god, maybe they’ll start calling actual child labor “open source”

SomethingBurger,

FOSS

Free and Open Source Slave

lord_ryvan,

FOSS: Forces Orphan Se–

ZeroXHunter,
@ZeroXHunter@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t threaten the far-right with a good time

SootyChimney,

Though slightly cliche, this just feels right. That niece has learned a great lesson about how collaborating to improve things is always possible, and that open-source relies on everyone doing their bit.

roadkill,
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  • platysalty,

    You just know she unlocked a core memory that day. No way this experience doesn't shape her in some way.

    Flarp,

    lazy to not submit a unit test to check for this throughout the repo. That girl isn't going anywhere with that kind of work ethic

    the_sisko,

    Sphinx has warnings for these already. They’re just suppressed and ignored :)

    elbarto777,

    Her coding style is on point, though.

    redcalcium,

    This is the linux kernel repo. Testing are done by making an RC release and wait for bug reports to show up in the mailing list.

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