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Mr_Dr_Oink, I used to do 2.
Now i do 1 because idgaf anymore.
Thcdenton, 1st for pee 2nd for poo
MuffinHeeler, So THAT’S how we came up with number 1 and number 2
root_beer, Sumo pose (or extra-bowlegged cowboy I guess) also works, as does upright fetal position while walking only on tips of big toes
jaybone, I thought this was going to be about qwop.
tetris11, 
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Stalinwolf, 
Fish see us doing #2 and are like 🙄
Laticauda, Depends on if I’m going in or out.
boredtortoise, first pic is going into the water, second is leaving
Weslee, Depends how cold it is
prenatal_confusion, Second one. How else are you gonna take the stealthy dump??
Shieldtoad,
Ildar, 
This is my way!
Shou, Gator crawl
Transporter_Room_3, 
This is the way to do it.
No weird twisting or crunching, nice relaxed pose to just finger walk your way across the water. When you want to stand up it’s as easy as a water-assisted pushup.
11/10
Anticorp, In my early 20’s a friend and I crawled up a river for like 2 miles on our bellies like in this picture. We crawled all the way to the source, which was a large pond. It took us half the day. Getting back down took like 10 minutes. Lol.
tetris11, On the internet, nobody knows you’re an alligator
MrShankles, This is my preference. The other ways are just too slow
FQQD, 
If you don’t do the second one, you’re a very lame person imo
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