Transporter_Room_3

Transporter_Room_3, 22 hours ago

Eyes are looking a bit glowy…

Are we sure we took care of all the Ba’al clones?

Transporter_Room_3, 22 hours ago

The bear will eat quite well.

Not from eating people, bears don’t like people.

The bear is eating leftover popcorn from all the people watching the shitshow from the sidelines.

It’s becoming a problem, the bears are getting too fat for winter

Transporter_Room_3, 22 hours ago

I want a shitty fan trailer where it starts with someone saying “Somehow Plagueis returned…” where all we ever see is the tall hooded silhouette that never speaks

Then at the end, the hood pulls back, head still in silhouette, but a very… Distinct head appears, and in a slightly deeper than normal voice, we hear “Meesa back…” as glowing yellow eyes open up.

Transporter_Room_3, 22 hours ago

“He’s teriyaki flavor!”

Transporter_Room_3, 1 day ago

He just accidentally a word. It happens.

Transporter_Room_3, 1 day ago

I wonder if it knows how to use the 3 sea shells

Transporter_Room_3, 1 day ago

Okay so I’m guessing here, and if my guess is right I’m just not familiar enough with bio-sciences to really be sure.

Are these neurons?

And is the joke “These neurons are all over the place so it’s no wonder my thoughts are too”?

Genuine question. I’m more of an engineer than biologist.

Transporter_Room_3, 1 day ago

Well you’re at a college. If you want people to follow rules, be more specific, or don’t get pissed when they follow the stated rules but you feel like the rules should include something else.

If the concern is liability, then don’t just say “don’t skateboard” and get mad when people bike through the area. You said no skateboards. This is not a skateboard. Rules=followed.

If anyone feels like chirping in with “you know what they meant” that really doesn’t matter. Not to me, not to people who don’t understand that sort of thing, not to courts.

Besides, I feel like clarity is some thing you should strive for at a facility for higher education.

Transporter_Room_3, 1 day ago

Orca understand class solidarity better than 90% of people.

EAT THE RICH

Transporter_Room_3, 1 day ago

I’m not sure they could swim far enough away or accurately aim a missile in order to avoid becoming a suicide bomber.

Let’s start off with “mounted laser turrets” and go from there?

Transporter_Room_3, 2 days ago

I will happily take an extra large roundabout.

Or “traffic circle” if you’re feeling fancy.

It’s taken more than 5 years but I feel like people in the city I just moved out of are finally understanding the ones in town.

Now almost nobody stops at them like an intersection. And i haven’t seen a crash from someone launching themselves straight over the center in months.

Transporter_Room_3, 2 days ago

You’d think it was all DUIs but no.

I lived within view of one so every time I heard a mildly distant crashing sound, it was almost always someone fucking up at the roundabout. Quite a few Dukes of Hazzard wannabes were completely sober, but “didn’t know the area and were speeding”. In case you’re wondering, it’s well lit, you have ample warning with both reduced speed and the big circling arrow signs, and it’s even at the end of long straight hits so you have a clear view of what’s coming. So as far as I’m concerned, there’s no excuse.

I’ve never heard more bitching and moaning about communism than when the city first started considering putting “those damn communist euro things instead of a proper stop sign”

Like damn Bro I didn’t realize people could hate efficient traffic flow so much.

Transporter_Room_3, 3 days ago

I made about $3,000 more last year than the year before, so now I have a little under 30 days to use literally all the healthcare related things I can before I lose government insurance.

My yearly medical costs are higher than $3,000 but not enough to justify getting insurance.

So now I get to lose money because I made more money, Unlike all those fuckwads who blather on about how they’re paying more in taxes now than their raise was…

Transporter_Room_3, 3 days ago

“aggressive homeless individuals”

There it is.

There’s the problem.

You’re assuming this will be used when needed, and not used in excess, trampling down people who are already underfoot.

All cops are bastards, no exceptions for location.

If they CAN abuse a law, they WILL abuse it. At every opportunity.

Transporter_Room_3, 3 days ago

I mean, you’re right, but I don’t have to be happy about it.

Transporter_Room_3, 4 days ago

You also can’t just go into a store and walk out with a gun without the government saying okay with the background check.

Of course, you don’t have to justify why you need the gun to get one, but a doctor (especially in some places in the US) will certainly require justification. And in some places a man’s permission (although maybe not explicitly, but way less likely to do so unless a man is present at the appointment I wish I were joking) .

Legit my wifes’ gyno wouldn’t sign off on her getting a hysterectomy without me saying I’m okay with it.

She found a new gyno. Fuck that guy.

Transporter_Room_3, 4 days ago

“but that isn’t how you play the game!”

“when none of the pieces play by the rules, the game no longer matters. Wake up to the reality your fathers and grandfathers left you. Fight back. Be free”

“… You’re disqualified from the tournament. Please leave the arena.”

Transporter_Room_3, 4 days ago

You have seen the your whole life, it’s just recently that it’s become a fadand widespread.

There was a guy who had a whole row of little themed rubber ducks he got at conventions who lived in the same apartment complex as me growing up.

Transporter_Room_3, 4 days ago

Okay, it’s been 8 hours, where are you??

Transporter_Room_3, 4 days ago

That would be an interesting test of limitations on a system that would automatically censor inappropriate content.

Transporter_Room_3, 4 days ago

Ah, understandable, have a nice day!

Good thing you didn’t tell him you knew any trans people, or he might have detained you indefinitely.

Transporter_Room_3, 4 days ago

The superior seige weapon, of course.

We can lift the guillotine into a cart, and haul it behind the trebuchet as we pick everyone up.

So who’s driving? I’ve got a license but no experience with 50ft trailers (which I assume we will need for the trebuchet?)

Transporter_Room_3, 4 days ago

The average rent increase was my entire yearly take-home.

Transporter_Room_3, 2 days ago

Maybe I’m showing my age, but I remember a time when star trek vs star wars was a pretty heated debate and some people legitimately hate the other for not being the right “Star-” franchise.

We all know the correct answer (outside of -gate) is [Battle]Star Galactica.

Transporter_Room_3, 1 day ago

Which is completely irrelevant since we aren’t dealing with ground armies, stone age marsupials, or trying to capture anyone like the imperial troops were trying to do with the people at the generator.

The borg get beaten by good vibes in an episode of star trek. Wait no, Sorry. “individuality from memories of a borg’s time separated from the collective where he learned the power of friendship” that’s much less ridiculous than space wizards fighting space Hitler and accepting help from the natives.

You know, if you poorly break it down, you could probably make a good drinking game out of it. "describe the episode/scene poorly and guess if it’s star trek, star wars, or star gate, and if you’re wrong or someone else gets it right first, drink.