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Make money for your family, after you’re gone! If you get 1 million visitors, you get 1000 dollars a month! Just need to train a bird to swoop by every few minutes, and you’re living the life!

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One square to rule them all, one square to find them,
one square had roast beef, and one square stayed at home.

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Nah, it’s just the sloppy creation of The One Ring, without elven craftmanship to keep things down to wearable size.

That, or they’re building a stone giant’s cock ring.

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… and written there in my last income slip was “here’s an extra 2000, to my favourite employee, ya filthy cunt.”

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there are entire villages in northern cyprus where they speak Greek to one another, only switching to Turkish when a foreigner walks in the room.

There are monasteries and mosques dotting the countryside in equal measure

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He was a Japanese mech pilot who invented the kamikaze corp in WW1 as part of Operation Jinjuriki to overthrow the Emporer’s wife who was said to be quite large. I have also not googled anything.

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It’s from a Star Wars spinoff movie: Hoth Tusk

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“would you get shot by Boeing…?”
“me personally? no. not really.”

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I can summarize: It’s an appeal to reason written from the perspective of a nice, caring, socially aware man called Bubba, who doesn’t understand why women run from him when he approaches them in the shower.

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You do your best to find chill people

This is my new life motto.

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I genuinely thought the wired vs wireless earphone debate was over, and wireless won by a landslide.

All the phones I have ever owned have audio jacks, but I use them rarely, and prefer the convenience of putting my phone down to walk around and do tasks, than having it strapped to my side like I’m a tourist on a bad audio guide.

I can’t be the only one who after holding out for so long, now relents that, yes, wireless headphones are convenient for a vast majority of use cases.

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I’ve been wearing the same Sony plugs for 6 years now. Latency and quality is fine over short distances, and over long distances (something wired can’t do…) the LC3 codec does a fantastic job keeping the signal and quality

I feel like you and I inhabit different universes

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Oh no doubt, and this is definitely an audiophile’s phone. I just hope the benefit of the slight gains in quality outweigh the (imo) massive hassle of having the phone tethered to body.

My buds are sony wf-1000x3, been using them for years. Charge them once a day, use them pretty much all the time, no issues.

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Imagine it is. A Texas Ranger sidles up to you menacingly. What do you do?

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He’s taken cover behind a cello and is palm fingering A minor. He’s looking in your direction

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What are the tunes they’re usually strumming?

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It’s not. Most of Pink Floyd’s Animals album is trash, except for Sheep which I think we can all agree on being a fucking great song from a great band.

Steven King’s The Dark Tower series is trash, except for The Gunslinger (and, okay, the final chapter of the final book The Dark Tower), which I think we can all agree on being a fucking great book from a great author.

The Lamiids’s Solanum species of plants is poisonous trash, except for Tomatoes which I think we can all agree on being a fucking great fruit from a fucking great subclade.

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end of a majestic song, you wipe away a tear at how great it was
“…”
“WITH SPOTIFY PREMIUM YOU CAN LISTEN TO THIS AND MANY MOR-”

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priest clears throat “in the immortal words of the deceased: f*ck da police coming straight from the underground…”

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it took me 6 years working abroad to realise that I could speak more freely with a random stranger from my homeland, than I ever could with my (now ex-)girlfriend.

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to the folks reading this on the toilet, give it time

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The individual review don’t matter though, it’s the mean star score that people glance at and then scroll by on

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can’t multiple people share an account and post individual reviews from it?

How should I change my polite behavior to be more accommodating?

My parents raised me to always say “yes sir” and “no ma’am”, and I automatically say it to service workers and just about anyone with whom I’m not close that I interact with. I noticed recently that I had misgendered a cashier when saying something like “no thank you, ma’am” based on their appearing AFAB, but...

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I quite like the idea of something in the spirit of “yes my good fellow”, with fellow obviously being a bit too masculine despite its chuminess.

What about using some generic gender neutral names like Robin or Quinn (even if their name isn’t Robin or Quinn):

“Yes my good Robin” or “Yes my good Quinn”

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