Duck
RagingHungryPanda, What you didn’t know is that the universe is mostly ducks. Dark matter? More like duck matter!
VikingHippie, Duck Tales? More like Everything Tales!
kkard2, 
everything is a bucket
NoName, Dear God
Spudwart, There’s more
LoamImprovement, My goodness, is it 4:30? I’m supposed to be having a back, sack and crack.
downpunxx, 
Schrödinger would like a word
Norgur, Just because we can't know if something is a duck or not, doesn't mean there are other possibilities.
Yondoza, What about a fertilized but unhatched duck egg? That’s kinda both a duck and not a duck.
I think you’d consider a roast duck a duck, but what about a duck drumstick? Would you say that’s not a duck? If so, how much of the roast duck needs to be connected for it to be a duck?
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Norgur, Since this is indeed a binary system, every part of "Duck" is also "Duck". So a duck salad is not duck, bit the meat in it is "duck".
BmeBenji, The fun thing about the existence of infinity is that there is an infinite number of possible points on the line between “duck” and “not duck”
lemmington_steele, depends how you define duck; you can very much make it a binary. ultimately every term is just a construct
BmeBenji, You can make the term a binary, but binary doesn’t really exist in the real world. Your DNA is part duck just by nature of being a vertebrate.
BA834024112, Binary absolutely exists “in the real world”.
BmeBenji, I believe that every arbitrarily descriptive line can be crossed by dissecting the nature of the things on either side of the line.
CAPSLOCKFTW, 
Infinity is only a concept, nothing is infinite.
Resistentialism, Oh? Nothing is infinite? What about the universe? Sure it ends somewhere. But not for long.
Oh, also, my hatred for myself is pretty infinite.
Fiivemacs, Even hating yourself is finite when you have enough hatred
NegativeLookBehind, 
Now this is science.
misterdoctor, This is where the science begins
Blackout, 
This guy has never heard of quantum ducks
alwaysevjo, Schrödinger’s Duck
dr_rugby, Came here to write this… Man you’re good.
SharkEatingBreakfast, 
What about a platypus? It could be considered part/half-duck. Or even duck-like!
BarrelAgedBoredom, Well when you put it that way…
tubbadu, What about half a duck?
rmuk, How crispy we talking?
SpaceNoodle,
- Hot Dog
- Not Hot Dog
gonzo0815, What about parts of a hot dog?
What if I ate a hot dog?
You wouldn’t claim a hot dog is not a hot dog anymore after I took a bite, right?
If parts of a hot dog are a hot dog, when do they become non-hotdog in my intestines?
SpaceNoodle, If a hot dog is no longer a hot dog after you take a bite, what is it? It’s still a sandwich consisting of a sausage in a bun; you’re just masticating now.
detard, Came here to make the same joke. Am not disappoint.
TrismegistusMx, 
Is a picture of a duck a duck?
Is the life of a duck a duck?
Is your perception of a duck a duck?
RoadieRich, On the internet, no one can tell you’re a duck.
NutWrench, 
If a duck was about to hit his head on something, how would you warn him?
“Hey duck!” ?
CascadianGiraffe, They are called ducks because they duck.
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