BarrelAgedBoredom

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BarrelAgedBoredom,

I like to jiggle my cats pouch when he walks near me. He isn’t nearly as entertained as I am

BarrelAgedBoredom,

I legitimately do not get pocket. It’s just rebranded bookmarks

BarrelAgedBoredom,

Well when you put it that way I’m suddenly convinced! I’m gonna go buy me a pocket to put my Firefox in right now!

BarrelAgedBoredom,

He’s still relatively old as fuck. If you can collect social security you shouldn’t be running a country

BarrelAgedBoredom,

I’m here to flame you for your lack of cable management

BarrelAgedBoredom,

Metalcore: I̷̬͉͌̋̿͗’̴̦̘͕̾̍̇̈́m̸͚̪͙̲̊͐̍͜ ̷̳͙̳͎̣̏̔̈́̃̎̚͘ͅd̵̖̿̓̒͒ơ̵̠̥͐̂̾̍̀̀į̵͎̦̊̈́͊n̷̻̍͒̐̊̚g̵̺͕̉͒̚̚ ̶̨̟͍̩̙̝̀̏ą̵̫͓̙͆͑̀͠͝ͅ ̴̖̤͎͙̜̞̚f̵̫̭̥̣̞̂ͅͅū̷̩̓̀͌̓̈́c̵̡̣̩̲̗͐̿̈́͠k̸̢̛͕̱͚̻̐͊̒l̴͖̰͊̆̏͐̉̋̀o̸̮͔̣̣͓͘â̶͍̬̥ḓ̸̡̛̖̱̠̬͌̒͒͝ͅ ̶̰̘͍̰̝̏́̓̽̂͒̕ͅȏ̸͙͍́͊̆̿̾͗f̸̳͙̰̓ ̸͉̘͂̔̃̚̕ḩ̷̜̦͉͗̆̾ê̸̹̮̋̽̾͊͝r̷̢̝͔̼͕͎͗̈͗̿̀̕͘ǫ̴̢͍̏͜i̶̧̼̰͚̜͋̆̐͝n̷̦̹̫̪̙̗̼̓̏̆

BarrelAgedBoredom,

For starters, a smart toilet is the dumbest thing I’ve heard of in a while. But home automation is pretty neat if you’re into to that sort of thing. Theres a lot of open source programs out there to keep yourself independent of corporate spying. If you know what you’re doing, you can set things up securely and in a way that protects your privacy. For things like lighting, HVAC and speakers there isn’t much in the way of overcomplicating the hardware either. I’m with you on cars though. Fuck that noise

BarrelAgedBoredom,

You can explain it to me. I’ll over confidently feign understanding for maximum frustration too!

BarrelAgedBoredom,

Too smart to be youtube fodder, too stupid to ditch the scam. What a place to be!

BarrelAgedBoredom, (edited )

Yes but not because of their heterosexuality. It was usually nationality, ethnicity, religion, being “counterrevolutionary”, or just because someone like lavrentiy baria didn’t like you

BarrelAgedBoredom,

I don’t normally wish ill on people and I have a passion for geriatrics but if your relative broke a knee I think they would be better off for it. A hard lesson in compassion, vulnerability and support for the disabled is a long time coming for them. If they can’t recognize their sick pet of 15 years crying out for help and support then they deserve to feel exactly like that poor cat. Alone, afraid, and incapable

All the ways streaming services are aggravating their subscribers this week (arstechnica.com)

Below is a look at the most exasperating news from streaming services from this week. The scale of this article demonstrates how fast and frequently disappointing streaming news arises. Coincidentally, as we wrote this article, another price hike was announced....

BarrelAgedBoredom,

We’ve been completely reduced to revenue streams for those that already have unimaginable wealth and it’s killing us. The transparent abuse and exploitation is so beyond parody it wraps around to sounding like a joke. Then you realize it isn’t a joke and get more depressed

BarrelAgedBoredom,

The animals are doing a cute thing and given the context of the previous panels, that means something bad. The TV narrator gave the viewers some time to marinate in their suspicion before confirming (via disappointed nodding) that they should not find the bird sitting on a frog cute, but sad. The whole comic is a reference to nature documentaries. Where the events depicted in them are usually tragic despite the animals potentially being cute/endearing

BarrelAgedBoredom,

At the very minimum, at least it’s based on something tangible about you as a person over horoscopes. Don’t get me wrong, it’s still dumb and effectively useless but it could be worse

BarrelAgedBoredom,

That’s actually a good comparison lol. A bit less snark, a bit more docile nerd and you’re on the money

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