planish,

Very strong Law of the Excluded Mallard vibes here.

Aren’t you forgetting Goduck’s Incompleteness Theorem?

Spudwart,

No way, a space duck!

Climinteedus,

Quack!

interdimensionalmeme,

What about the duck-non-duck hybrids ?

Hyggyldy,

Fewer than 5% of adult cats have a driver’s license.

TIEPilot,

Ducking A!

driving_crooner,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

There’s a linear algebra joke that can complement this one and goes like this:

Everything in the universe is either a duck or not a duck, but almost everything that is not a duck, if examined very closely or in really short time intervals, it behaves as a duck and you can apply duck methods to it.

Shard,

Wait. Could Quantum ducks in a superposition state exist? And how would those be a duck or not?

Kleysley,

This wouldnt work because if quantums are grouped together they lose their quantum properties. Thus a duck in a superposition can unfortunately not exist :)

OtakuAltair,

Source? I’ll continue to believe in my quantum super-duck until proven otherwise!

Kleysley,

There is no definite proof, there is also no definite proof that a quantum can even be in a superposition at all (in the sense od being in two states at once) becuae we cannot observe it. Physicist Niels Bohr for example believes that the outcome is already set long before we observe it.

SaltyIceteaMaker,

Schrödingers duck

erez,
@erez@programming.dev avatar

Oh, so that’s what duck-typing means!

FauxPseudo,
@FauxPseudo@lemmy.world avatar

Except muscovies. They are both duck and not duck.

kogasa,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

Mathematical constructivists hate this meme

Crashumbc,

Ok Howard…

0x2d,

no way

Lucidlethargy,

What about the cells the form the wall around the heart of the duck? Is that a duck?

blujan,

No they are not a duck, they are the cells of a duck.

sounddrill,

They are duck

Not individual ducks but a collective duck

UnverifiedAPK,

Platypus?

Shard,

Heretic! How dare you!?

Volfkha,

You may see a duck, but Stanley sees a bucket.

ALostInquirer,

Surely you mean a ducket?

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