Squorlple,
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Home “ownership” on September, 9th, 2012:

“It is my sad duty to inform you of a four-foot restriction on humanoid height.”

“I hear the directors of Genetic Control have been buying all the properties that have recently been sold, taking risks oh so bold. It’s said now that people will be shorter in height; they can fit twice as many in the same building site (they say it’s alright). Beginning with the tenants of the town of Harlow, in the interest of humanity, they’ve been told they must go—told they must go-go-go-go.”

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