Thadrax,

And maybe not cobblestones.

We have a bunch of paths where bikes and pedestrians have their own lanes side by side (both way to narrow, but that's not the point). The pedestrian half is flat tarmac, the bike half is tiles like above. Really annoying.

squaresinger,

This is evil. That happens when the planner of a bike path has never used a bike in their life.

vitriolix,
@vitriolix@lemmy.world avatar

I think I've gotten at the root of the problem

squaresinger,

I'm stumped.

mekkagodzilla,

My city (Lyon, France) is not perfect for bikes by any mean, but this is the kind of lanes they're busy building at the moment, so things are improving and bike traffic is skyrocketing.

voies lyonnaises 1

surewhynotlem,

Two nuns are riding their bikes back to the convent:

Nun1 looks around at the scenery and says "Strange, I've never come this way before"

Nun2 replies, "yeah, it's the cobblestones"

Christine,

I spit out my coffee

Impressive_Towel2,

As a Dutch person, that is an appaling excuse for a bike lane.

mekkagodzilla,

I refuse to bike on this kind of lane. I just bike on the road, f that.

PutangInaMo,

To shreds you say?

LizardKing15,

They have many of these where I live. The worst part is that the police will fine cyclists and scooter riders for riding on the road. So everyone is forced onto the sidewalk where scooters scoot between pensioners, kids, and mothers with strollers. What an idiotic backwards system. Peasants, give way to cars. Fudalistic mentality.

mekkagodzilla,

You live in the US I presume?

Here in Lyon, France, the local government is removing car lanes downtown so we get wider bike lanes. Some are not happy about it, but if you look at the number of people passing through at rush hour, cyclists really outnumber cars, and bike traffic is never jammed.

LizardKing15,

You live in the US I presume?

Asia

mekkagodzilla,

my bad. I guess city and road planning is very car-centric as well.

dontcarebear,

"George, George, George of the Jungle..." Plays in my head just from watching this 😄

Lumidaub,

Fucking millennials, first there's too few trees, now there's too many, can't make up their minds, can they. /s

squaresinger,

Leave the tree, remove the road.

re,
re avatar

Based fediverse comment section

yourgodlucifer,

Still better than anything in my area

Phoeniqz,
@Phoeniqz@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Most bike lane planners just assume that we can teleport through trees

kwot,

Get a load of this guy who doesn't have a quantum bike pssh

squaresinger,

If I could teleport, I wouldn't bike ;)

Yeah, bike paths always have least priority. Their main point is to show up in the "Our city has X kilometers of bike path" statistic.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass,
GreenPlasticSushiGrass avatar

Thunderdome. Two enter, one leaves.

squaresinger,

Watch it or the tree puns might take root

NoIWontPickaName,

That was low hanging fruit

DoucheAsaurus,
DoucheAsaurus avatar

Tree was there first.

squaresinger,

Not sure about that. This path was built in 1967. Could be they planted some slim trees and forgot that trees tend to grow.

fear,
fear avatar

🎵 Simpson. Ho-mer Simpson. He's about to hit a chestnut tree! 🎵

matt,
@matt@lemmy.world avatar

This is just bike lanes in general, it feels like they're just painted in randomly to shut people up, except they're just not practically useful.

fedev,

People park their cars in the bike lanes here 🤬

aeharding,
@aeharding@lemmy.world avatar

Engineers love painted bike lanes because they are shoulders/“recovery zones” for cars, but they can sell them as bike infrastructure

insert go ahead, die meme here

Annoyed_Crabby,

Yeah in my area, instead of construct a dedicated one, they just paint on an existing lane and that took out half a car lane. It makes sense in theory but in practice there's no point to it.

dan96kid,
dan96kid avatar

This is US bike lanes in a nutshell

squaresinger,

This one is actually in Vienna, Austria.

jackmon,

US bike lanes in a nutshell is really more just a picture of a road shoulder.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
  • DreamBathrooms
  • magazineikmin
  • InstantRegret
  • hgfsjryuu7
  • vwfavf
  • Youngstown
  • slotface
  • thenastyranch
  • ngwrru68w68
  • rosin
  • kavyap
  • PowerRangers
  • Durango
  • khanakhh
  • anitta
  • mdbf
  • tacticalgear
  • ethstaker
  • modclub
  • osvaldo12
  • everett
  • tester
  • cubers
  • GTA5RPClips
  • normalnudes
  • Leos
  • cisconetworking
  • provamag3
  • All magazines