The Squonk
cross-posted from: lemmy.world/post/14606907
intensely_human, Let’s go throw pebbles at it
jubilationtcornpone, “Have you ever seen a squonks tears? Well, look at mine.”
monsterpiece42, Poor guy just trying to live his life.
vegaquake, poor guy
me too, bud
reagansrottencorpse, Looks like a section of intestine.
GeoGio7, Aww it’s kind of cute
FullOfBallooons, 
If there isn’t a minor league baseball team in Pennsylvania called the Squonks, someone needs to get on that right away.
savvywolf, 
Finally, my spirit animal.
Mbourgon, Genesis wrote a song about it on their album “A Trick of the Tail”
Squorlple, 
Steely Dan also mention it in “Any Major Dude Will Tell You”
intensely_human, Bach’s Concerto for Two Violins is about this creature too
LaunchesKayaks, 
It also gets so upset if you see it that it dissolves itself with its tears. I love squonk
Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 
There's a lot of fun cryptids in that region. Apart from the Pennsylvania White Bigfoot, there's the snallygaster and the dewayo. I think the former is because there's a lot of herons in the area, and the latter is your standard "omg a weird bear" cryptid.
Atin, I think that’s my spirit animal
PP_BOY_, 
I think I took one of these home from a bar in Allentown once back in undergrad.
NickwithaC, 
I want to give the squonk a hug.
SpaceNoodle, It probably feels super gross tho
metallic_substance, And if you squeeze him too hard some of his sores will rupture
PM_ME_YOUR_ZOD_RUNES, Why stop at a hug?
metostopholes, 
I’m in this photo and I don’t like it.
EdibleFriend, 
I thought I recognized you.
From the photos on your mothers walls.
From when I visit her.
For sexual relations.
I have sex with your mother.
sukhmel, … I am your father
EdibleFriend, He is a lad so…this is possible.
Atropos, Looks can be somewhat genetic, dad.
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