[ANSWERED] How long does it take your body to process and excrete gummy worms, and how to make it faster? [URGENT AND SERIOUS RESPONSE REQUIRED]
Don't ask why.
UPDATE: GOING WITH THIS ONE
Ragnell, 
Ladies and Gentlebeings, we have officially replaced Reddit.
WheresYourShoe, I'm dying over here. Are you trying to be meme material?
Action_Bastid, 
Depending on how many gummy worms and their manner of entrance, they will potentially expedite themselves.
mizu6079, Five worms. They entered the body through the mouth.
Action_Bastid, A day or two for most people then, assuming you're not constipated or having diarrhea.
AttackBunny, If recently, stick your fingers down your throat.
mizu6079, You know, that doesn't seem like a bad idea. THANKS A LOT!
Action_Bastid, Make sure to brush your teeth afterward and don't make a habit of it. Acid damage will fuck your teeth up real good if you're turning to this regularly.
TheCookieButter, I feel like you'd want to rinse first, then after a short while brush when the enamel isn't weakened.
Action_Bastid, That's probably the optimal play, yeah.
TragicNotCute, 
Action_Bastid, Oh interesting, so it seems like the actual winning play is to swish with water and a bit of toothpaste probably, since it contains a small amount of base to help negate the acid.
Based on the article, it's the mechanical brushing part that makes it bad.
mizu6079, Don't worry my friend it's a one-time thing
blackbelt352, Is this becoming our first true legendary Lemmy moment? Like the Jolly Rancher story? Or the Narwhal bacons at midnight? Or the cumbox?
PeckerBrown, Hey, at least they aren't Jolly Ranchers.
AncientFutureNow, I've never know a human that can extrude gummy worms. How facinating! I wonder how that works.
Jon-H558, Sugar free ones have very strong laxative effect
sup, We will watch your career with great interest
Sir_Simon_Spamalot, OOOHH I KNOW!
You're writing a book?
Zuberi, Lol
Hazen, Lol
leftzero, If we're talking those “diet” sugarfree ones you'd better be sitting on the toilet, from what I heard, because you're probably gonna be “processing” them fast and violently...
Today, Yes! There's a good Amazon review of sugar free gummy bears. 🤣
Aldo, This is mystifying to watch.
Seven, 
This lore is getting intense
Roko, Man I really wanna know what the fuck you’re up to
SoLongSealion, Probably weed.
Sir_Simon_Spamalot, Nah dude, weed don't make you care so much about your digestive system as long as you can keep munching.
sup, This is gonna go down in lemmy history
1019throw, Accidentally ate a ton of edibles?
faltuuser, He is the Florida Man of Lemmy.... LEMMY MAN
Cobe98, What the fuck is up with all the posts about shit and shiting in Lemmy lately? Is there some inside joke I am missing or is this an attempt to flood the site with low quality content?
Jimmycrackcrack, I think it’s just this guy and then other posts making reference to his weird antics
hibbfd,
kaupas24, 
Same user posted this a while ago. That's why there are so many poop jokes. https://lemmy.world/post/440073
flint5436, Look at his post history. He doesn't want to shit for three days. Didn't elaborate. Fucking legend.
Chewbecky, I'm thinking he's either going to a festival, or on a weekend away with a new partner and an awkward bathroom situation...
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