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The Economist has killed satire (files.catbox.moe)

economist.com/…/what-a-third-world-war-would-mean…...

Neil deGrasse Tyson Complains That “Dune 2” Isn’t a Shining Beacon of Scientific Accuracy (futurism.com)

Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk say human population not nearly big enough: ‘If we had a trillion humans, we would have at any given time a thousand Mozarts’ (finance.yahoo.com)

What the actual fuck (media.infosec.exchange)

The article link doesn’t work anymore, so here’s an archived one: archive.ph/9bmVZ

Senior Democrat calls for arrests of ‘leftwing fascists’ urging Gaza ceasefire (www.theguardian.com)

Protesters calling for Israel to cease fire in its war with Hamas who have disrupted US public events and infrastructure are practicing “leftwing fascism” or “leftwing totalitarianism”, a senior US House Democrat said, adding that such protesters are “challenging representative democracy” and should be arrested....

College students aren’t having enough sex — so they’re turning to anti-Israel protests: NYU professor (nypost.com)

“I think part of the problem is young people aren’t having enough sex so they go on the hunt for fake threats and the most popular threat through history is [antisemitism].”...

Students Show Up to Graduation, Find Commencement Speaker Is an AI Robot (futurism.com)

Chechnya bans all music deemed too fast or too slow (edition.cnn.com)

cross-posted from: lemmy.world/post/14043072...

Forget Ubisoft's AAAA Games, CD Projekt Is Making 'AAAAA' Games (insider-gaming.com)

Boeing whistleblower found dead in US (www.bbc.co.uk)

Experts say ‘cocaine sharks’ may be feasting on drugs dumped off Florida (www.theguardian.com)

last week's satire is today's actual headline (lemmygrad.ml)

politico.eu/…/fight-against-ussr-nazi-waffen-ss-t…

The 2025 Real ID deadline for new licenses is really real this time, DHS says (eu.usatoday.com)

Maybe bullshit doesn’t make the art grow profounder after all (www.psypost.org)

Raw Milk Enthusiasts Demand Milk Infected With H5N1 (futurism.com)

Louisiana lawmakers vote to remove lunch breaks for child workers, cut unemployment benefits (www.nola.com)

NYT Opinion: Government Surveillance Keeps Us Safe (www.nytimes.com)

SWAT Team Raids Innocent Family Over Stolen AirPods Dropped on Their Street (www.riverfronttimes.com)

Exxon Mobil is suing its shareholders to silence them about global warming (www.latimes.com)

In case of paywall: archive.today/M5OFY

Man Gets 100 Years for Accidentally Killing His 8-Year-Old Daughter While Trying to Shoot His 18-Year-Old Son (people.com)

🙃😵💀 (lemmy.ml)

You'd think it not be like that, but it do (lemmy.ml)

Customs and Border Protection's top doctor tried to order fentanyl lollipops for helicopter trip to U.N (www.cbsnews.com)

The chief medical officer for the Customs and Border Protection agency repeatedly asked staff members to order fentanyl lollipops for him to take on a helicopter mission to the United Nations in New York City in Sept. 2023, according to a whistleblower report by the Government Accountability Project....