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themeatbridge, in Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk say human population not nearly big enough: ‘If we had a trillion humans, we would have at any given time a thousand Mozarts’

If every extant human didn’t need to worry about survival, we’d have 10,000 Mozarts. We could get there if we had zero billionaires.

antidote101,

Even if these two just swallowed their pride and funded free music education for all ages we’d at least have thousands of Mozarts…

…do these guys even listen to contemporary composers anyway? Could they even identify a modern Mozart? My bet is no. They just have so much ego they believe they’d know about it instantly despite their lack of any intimate knowledge of the subject.

Ragdoll_X,
@Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world avatar

Those delusional fucks think they’re the current Mozarts.

Bipta,

A thousand times this.

If you look at the history of scientific discovery, you'll find that a great many of those making discoveries were born into wealth, or at least some degree of stability.

mateomaui, in What the actual fuck

Really, really, really reaching for that silver lining.

Like, Mr Fantastic or Elastigirl type reaching.

soloner,

Don’t forget Luffy! 😁

SendMePhotos,

Was Mr fantastic bad? I want to watch it.

mateomaui,

Wait, are we talking about the same thing? I meant Mr Fantastic of the Fantastic 4 comic, for which I believe all the movies should probably be buried somewhere. I don’t remember them that well. Captain Fantastic with Viggo Mortensen is great, but a totally different genre. Fantastic Mr Fox is a hoot. Not sure what other options it could be.

7of9,
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I thought it was about the trumpet player in the Blues Brothers

asexualchangeling,

I have a soft spot for the fantastic 4 movie from the early 2000s it wasn’t perfect but I kinda liked it, we don’t talk about fant4stic though…

mateomaui,

If that’s the one with Chris Evans, yeah, it was alright, much better than the later ones iirc.

LazaroFilm,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

More like a 16 years old stretch Armstrong left at the bottom of a drawer…

lorenz,

not my problem if you can’t get sarcasm

mateomaui,

lol these don’t even make sense now, just blocking you fools from now on, feel free to waste your time making new accounts.

LinkOpensChest_wav, in Boeing whistleblower found dead in US
@LinkOpensChest_wav@midwest.social avatar

Being a whistle-blower must be depressing, always killing themselves like this. /s

arymandias,

Also impressed with their aiming skills, two bullets in the back of the head every time.

ArbitraryValue, in Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk say human population not nearly big enough: ‘If we had a trillion humans, we would have at any given time a thousand Mozarts’

It isn’t very interesting to speculate about a trillion-human future when we’re so close to a post-human future. Plus, Mozart was the product of his genes and his environment; both can be manipulated to create some process with a higher yield of Mozarts than ordinary human reproduction provides.

vexikron, (edited ) in Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk say human population not nearly big enough: ‘If we had a trillion humans, we would have at any given time a thousand Mozarts’

These two are delusional.

We are looking at tens to hundreds of millions of people fleeing where they live /this decade/ due to climate change.

The tensions caused by immigrants moving to more developed western countries to escape the many wars going on in Africa and the Middle East, and now in Ukraine and Palestine are just a teeny tiny sampling of this.

Also, it is likely we will hit peak oil this decade. Modern agriculture is reliant on petrochemical fertilizers which will become more expensive as oil does.

Half the world lives in poverty, and America is the most economically unequal society in all of known human history, in terms of income disparity.

There is absolutely no way to get to a trillion humans under our current economic and political paradigms, and no one knows or agrees on a framework that would.

We will be lucky to make it to the end of this century with half the current world population.

We are not going to be colonizing space anytime soon. The economics of building systems that can get enough humans and materiel to make a self sustaining colony on Mars are still many orders of magnitude away from being feasible, and life there would be hellish. Humans growing up on Mars would suffer horribly from the low gravity, even if they lived underground their whole lives to avoid radiation. Terraforming is still a pipe dream.

Building a giant space rotating space cylinder for us all to live in is even more economically, scientifically and sociologically dubious. We cannot even figure out how to ecologically maintain the viability if our own homeworld, a self sustaining gigantic orbiting or interplanetary ship carrying even hundreds of humans is barely even realistically conceivable, to say nothing of what it would take to get to trillions.

To say the things they are saying, they must be literally delusional, as in /should be locked away in mental institutions as dangers to society/.

They should know these basic facts. We already know many wealthy elites are just literally building bunkers to escape the collapse of human civilization, which they have basically caused.

Madness.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
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The only way we can have a trillion humans is if we massively colonize the solar system.

Which I think is also a good idea, but we spend too much on our military to do it.

vexikron,

Let me know when humanity manages to construct a self sustaining interplanetary vessel with artificial gravity that can house 100 people on an ongoing basis.

A ballpark estimate for that most basic of first steps would be costing something like a trillion dollars. We would have to assemble it in orbit, you cannot launch such a large craft with rockets.

Basically, this will never happen unless the US military declassifies the supposed gravity negating field generator that is rumored to be essential to the TR 3B, which is itself rumored to exist.

You have to go all in on conspiracy theory tech like that, or magically world peace happens, we invent affordable greater than parity fusion generators, oh and entirely magically figure out how to stop climate change, and replace petrochemicals at every single stage of production in the world economy.

I would call that delusional magical thinking.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
Semi-Hemi-Demigod avatar

I didn’t say it would be easy or fast, just that we should expand into the solar system and that’s the only way we get to a trillion people.

Jeez, folks are really argumentative tonight.

xkforce, in Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk say human population not nearly big enough: ‘If we had a trillion humans, we would have at any given time a thousand Mozarts’

Slave drivers wish for more slaves to drive: news at 11

BloodSlut, in What the actual fuck

bruh

trash80, in What the actual fuck
PunnyName, in What the actual fuck

Capitalism 101 - sell whatever you can, whenever you can.

SuckMyWang,

What are they selling? Apart from ads and your data. If anything it sounds like they’re saying the stress will make you consume less so it’s a horrible opportunity to lose weight if you haven’t been able to before. Still a weird take though as war is usually associated with being malnourished, might be the reason it seems offensive rather than trying to make the best of a bad situation.

TheBat, in The Economist has killed satire
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Viking_Hippie,

😘👌

OsrsNeedsF2P, in The Economist has killed satire

Europe had been moving towards the slaughterhouse for years, and by 1914 a conflict was all but inevitable—that, at least, is the argument often made in hindsight. Yet at the time, as Niall Ferguson, a historian, noted in a paper published in 2008, it did not feel that way to investors. For them, the first world war came as a shock. Until the week before it erupted, prices in the bond, currency and money markets barely budged. Then all hell broke loose. “The City has seen in a flash the meaning of war,” wrote this newspaper on August 1st 1914.

Apart from this, nothing in the article is worth reading.

fckreddit,

Investors have their heads buried in there arses or rather in the charts and balance sheets. I think they delude themselves into believing that by buying selling what essentially amounts to promises, they think they are doing important work.

RatherBeMTB,

The only reason all that industry exists is because the government keeps devaluing and taxing our savings. The day we create an asset with easy transactions and that doesn’t devalue, with ease of exchange, they’ll be out on the street.

Cruxifux, in The Economist has killed satire

World war three be lookin more and more like it’s gonna be a class war with the way these morons like to piss the rest of us off.

MindSkipperBro12,

As if the peasants will ever do anything in the modern world

OrteilGenou,

That’s the spirit

BossDj,

Can’t miss the new season of Loki. And Silksong is right around the corner

Osa-Eris-Xero512,

And Silksong is right around the corner

[Citation Needed]

fckreddit,

It’s hope speaking.

ThePyroPython, in 🙃😵💀

To save money, eat the rich.

But seriously, why are we letting these dragons hoard wealth for no real reason other than bigger number makes them feel more important.

Economies work best when money is moving fast between the lower and middle classes. Wealth tax the fuck out of the obscenely rich and give incentives to raise wages, suddenly people are able to spend more and whatdoyaknow the economy grows.

gonzo0815,

But asylum seekers get three cents, a piece of toast and half a napkin every month for free! If we threw them out, all this could be ours!

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Because the proletariat won’t band together, organize and break free from the fascist nightmare we’ve consigned ourselves to.

bobs_monkey, in 🙃😵💀

Sure, and while we’re at it, let’s just skip all meals to save money! These fucking people, man. Anything to shy away from the fact that we the people are getting fleeced.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

I hope like hell no one actually listens to it

HikingVet,

You know the grindset people do.

Master,

I already skip breakfast. Maybe ill start skipping lunch too to Sade money…

NoYouLogOff, in Students Show Up to Graduation, Find Commencement Speaker Is an AI Robot
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A family friend graduated from a liberal arts college, had an R congressperson come for commencement. He just rambled about AI and also medical advancements like the US hasn’t had a falling life expectancy. Probably a pretty similar speech to this robot’s.

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