Quite unbelievable (files.mastodon.social)
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Vladimir Putin took Donald Trump to the beach in early 2016 to “discuss business”. Vlad popped on his skimpy speedo and tossed one to The Donald and said, “In Russia, the women want to see what you are packing before they talk to you. We might as well get some action while working on making you president.”....
Maybe things got a lot better in those 10 hours...? (lemmy.world)
Prostitution (lemmy.world)
Get out and vote! (lemmy.world)
Happy Thanksgiving! (sh.itjust.works)
No, there is no Area 51. Damn. (lemmy.world)
prepare yourself for the evangelical cognitive dissonance this election season (lemmy.world)
Breaking all the Records now! (lemmy.ml)
American Voters in 2024: (lemmy.world)
Capitalism at its finest (mediacdn.aus.social)
alt textA cartoon depicts a chasm with a rope bridge, once connecting both sides, cut and hanging from the side of the cliff, sabotaged by a suit standing on the well forested right side beside a spool of rope and holding a saw. The left side of the chasm is a wasteland of sawn tree stumps. There’s a sign that reads “Please...
George Santos to Spend More Time with Imaginary Family (www.newyorker.com)
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an announcement that many in Washington felt was overdue, Representative George Santos said that he was resigning from Congress to spend more time with his imaginary family....
You’re telling me that the Commander in Chief isn’t an officer of the military? (lemmy.world)
Posted news about conservatives in a conservative community, got CENSORED (imgur.com)
Weak-ass republicans only like good news about their own.
Nation Terrified That Mike Johnson Is the Adult in the Room (www.newyorker.com)
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (The Borowitz Report)—Millions of Americans are terrified by the dawning realization that Rep. Mike Johnson is the adult in the room, millions of Americans have confirmed....
Hmmm (lemmy.world)
Republican Debate Cold Open - SNL (vid.puffyan.us)
Humanitarian Pauses (lemmygrad.ml)
Ivory Towers (media.mas.to)
An oldie but a goodie (i.pinimg.com)
*sobs quietly* (s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com)
late edit: DISCLAIMER: The pictured map is not actually a representation of the territories before colonisation. It’s a hypothetical map of what countries there might have been had the continent not been colonised, thus all the names and borders are fictional and have never existed....
Furious Ohio Republicans Report Widespread Incidents of Women Voting (www.newyorker.com)
OHIO (The Borowitz Report)—Irate Republican officials in Ohio have been crying foul over Tuesday night’s election results, claiming that there were “widespread cases” of women voting across the state....
Hardball Questions For The Next Debate (www.astralcodexten.com)
Nice front page by the Daily Star (s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com)
alt textA Daily Star front page, with the main headline reading: # BRITAIN: AN APOLOGY The Daily Star may have given the impression over the past few years that Boris Johnson and Co were useless, moronic, inept and pathetic clowns all out for themselves. It turns out they were much, much, much, much, much worse than that. We are...
Mike Pence Returns Four Dollars to Donors (www.newyorker.com)
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - Two days after suspending his campaign for the Republican Presidential nomination, former Vice-President Mike Pence has returned four dollars to his donors....
