YakyuNightOwl, In case you missed the excitement in our neck of the woods, a pop quiz on safety was failed by a poor student.
"At around 1:15 p.m., Portland Fire & Rescue crews along with the Multnomah County River Patrol and the United States Coast Guard Station Portland responded to the rescue on report of runaway 16-foot boat in the river and a man in the water yelling for help."
It's only May, and the weekend navy is already in fine form.