qisope,
@qisope@lemmy.world avatar

and always make sure to print your code in dark mode, don’t want anyone who sees it to think you’re weird

bestnerd,

Image of Musk reading code he asked to be printed

nnrx,

yeah we’re printing all TPS reports in dark mode before they go out.

…did you see the memo about this?

cadekat,

Bloody hell, why did the designer print the new UI mockup?

PeterPoopshit,

The 1 trick Big Screen doesn’t want you to know. Instead of buying multiple monitors, just print out the window before minimizing it.

UnPassive,

I’m confused… how do all of you handle your merge conflicts???

BlueKey,
BlueKey avatar

with scissors and glue

XTornado,

Wait, I am the only one who does PR reviews on paper as God intended?

Ultra980,

Average front end dev

asphaltkooky,

When you like computer science but also hate trees.

snor10,

Screens hurt my eyes.

gridleaf,

An e-Ink monitor would be pretty cool. Maybe some day they’ll be as fast as LCDs.

AusatKeyboardPremi,

I thought the person in the picture was reading code on a tablet device, and was wondering what is wrong with the picture. :D

Why is the code printed in dark mode!?!

ParsnipWitch,

Perhaps it’s an effort to save companies that sell printer cartridges

XTornado,

Maybe they work for HP, it’s their way to give back.

smeenz,

I thought tablet, then I thought the post was about the way they were bending the tablet’s screen with their thumb, then I finally realised it was paper. Holding a printout of a screen shot just didn’t enter my mind.

waldyrious,

And with a file browser sidebar 🤦

gredo,

The answer is simple: Marketing people doing marketing things

callmepk,
@callmepk@lemmy.world avatar

Damn, he is like Elon Musk my university lecturer who asks us to hand in homework with code printed out

kale,

Not sure why you crossed that out. Didn’t musk ask for paper copies of code?

Eylrid,

Yes, yes he did

mdhughes,
@mdhughes@lemmy.ml avatar

Back in the day, even in this century, printing out code in good text formatting on plain paper’s not a bad way to work with some problems; you can spread out many pages on a table instead of one screenful at a time, make planned edits in paper or pen, then do them. It doesn’t suit half-assed “coding” by hitting code completion and “next” in a wizard, but some of us still remember how to program.

But then marketing hears about this and this meme is the best they can come up with.

I suspect it’s like Nigerian scammers being blatant about how dumb their scam is, to weed out the smart targets. “simplilearn” is obviously not for people who read manuals, you know?

julianh,

Actual image of a python dev trying to write to the console with javascript.

odium,

Flask to react migration is hard

habanhero,

Simple, she works at Twitter. Just preparing for a code review with Elon.

Aurenkin,

Sir, by my calculations we can save millions by having developers switching to a light theme before printing their code for review.

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