strangefour, 4 months ago

Crab is the most delicious monster of all. Time to crack into a new animals gone wild movie.
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strangefour, 4 months ago

Undesea owls? And giant tentacles? I;m not sure the artist working on the credits knew what movie this was for.
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strangefour, 4 months ago

I'm not sure if starting with a bible quote is a sign of a good bad movie or just a bad movie?
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strangefour, 4 months ago

Sadly I have no crab on hand. So it's udon with chicken. #monsterdon #meal

strangefour, 4 months ago

Is that an earthquake or atomic testing here on Gilligan's crab shack?
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strangefour, 4 months ago

If you can't be a professor atleast be handy, man.
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strangefour, 4 months ago

"The effects of TOO MUCH radiation." First we study too much, then we study a little. As a treat.
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strangefour, 4 months ago

DO THE CRABS HAVE ANTI-AIRCRAFT GUNS!?
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strangefour, 4 months ago

Diaries are more fun when read in a silly accent. Especially when discussing the flesh.
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strangefour, 4 months ago

Awww the professor has a blanky to keep his pet rats warm.
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strangefour, 4 months ago

"Why did he stop writing in the middle of a sentence?"
Yes Lovecraft, why did a man stop writing mid sentence at the end of your horror story? Hmm?
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strangefour, 4 months ago

Did the camera man from Zaat understudy on this film? SO much aquatic footage padding.
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strangefour, 4 months ago

Being in black and white kinda makes this look dirtier than it is. She looks topless but for the scuba gear.
Also omg I haven't seen that much chest hair in a long time. Man.
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strangefour, 4 months ago

"Come on honey. Lets go back to the house."
Exciting dialog in this thrilling monster movie!
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strangefour, 4 months ago

Does crabbe mimic human speech?
That's a really upsetting thought that this movie is gonna bungle isn't it.
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strangefour, 4 months ago

Wait. Is that guy's name "Dr Why Gone"?
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strangefour, 4 months ago

Roger Corman's movie pitch was just a magazine cover wasn't it?
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strangefour, 4 months ago

OH SHIT! Giant crab prop! I hope we get to see more of his delicious meat filled visage. I was kinda expecting to only ever see tiny crabs and maybe a forced perspective "giant" crab.
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strangefour, 4 months ago

"Yesterday there was a mountain out there. Today there's no mountain."
"I'm not surprised."
Really? WHY!?
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strangefour, 4 months ago

Why are they going back packing in a cave again on constantly terraforming island?
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strangefour, 4 months ago

Why deosn't Martha get a science backpack? I guess she has alot on her shoulders...
Oh one of the accent guys looks like he's gonna lose a limb.
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strangefour, 4 months ago

What is that sound? Is it the crabs cracking walnuts? Snapping twigs? Walking??? The audio of crabs on the move is an odd choice.
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strangefour, 4 months ago

So... wait. Are the talking crabs also hypnotic? Or is Dr one hand so delirious from blood loss?
HOW DID YOU NOT SEE THAT COMING? Crabby McCrabbinton was right next to you off camera.
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strangefour, 4 months ago

There professor is a shirtless man, here on crab monster isle~
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strangefour, 4 months ago

Whut? The super intelligent crab talks through metal objects? Whut? Okay this does sound like a stupid weird fiction short story from the 1950s. But why??
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strangefour, 4 months ago

GIANT CRABE! I will fight him one on one with a tiny fork and a nutcracker!
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strangefour, 4 months ago

Wtf? What does mercury have to do with a crab? Why are you sticking your finger in mercury? Did you eat mercury as a child?
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strangefour, 4 months ago

insert atomic science jibberish into the script here
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strangefour, 4 months ago

THE CRABS HAVE ATOMIC BREATH RAYS!?
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strangefour, 4 months ago

We shall kill the giant crab with a tiny maser tank. Of course!
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strangefour, 4 months ago

Can one man and woman stand up to the awesome power of crabbe?
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strangefour, 4 months ago

Spelunking and flirting? At the same time?
THE CRAB IS SNORING.
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strangefour, 4 months ago

AHAHAH! You fool. Don't bring a knife to a crab fight.
Oh. The crab's faces looks really derpy.
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strangefour, 4 months ago

Points for having a giant crab prop though. Face is dumb but the legs are okay.
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strangefour, 4 months ago

"Hah hah! So you have wounded me! And I must grow a new claw! Well and good! For I can do it in a day! But will you grow new lives when I have taken them from you?" Crab is reminding me of the Skeleton of Cadavra now.
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